gunk

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

who up clenching their jaw

mexicans have super powers btw

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

for example nothing

Holding your pee in the uber home is not for the faint of heart

sometimes a whole month goes by

FUCK ENGLAND FUCK JUNE BELLINGHAM FUCK HARRY KANE FUCK QUEEN ELIZABETH FUCK ONE DIRECTION FUCK FISH AND CHIPS FUCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE FUCK THE BEATLES FUCK HARRY POTTER FUCK THE BIG BEN FUCK ISAAC NEWTON FUCK TEA AND CRUMPETS FUCK ED SHEERAN FUCK WINNIE THE POOH FUCK THE CURE

For example nothing

suicide note that just says gone fishin'

next english person i encounter is getting their fucking ass beat

Mexico losing the World Cup got me thinking about when I lost you and you were the world to me now my cup is empty, anyways I miss you tell your mom I said hi

Mexico is out, I’m unemployed, the loml don’t fw me, I’m fat…let’s just kill ourselves

I fear this is me

first date idea: we go through ur ig story likers and you tell me how and when u met them

LETS GO MEXICO 🇲🇽