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@Derivdotcom Deriv is a scam, especially synthetics.

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@SomoinaKapeen Life is simply the universe experiencing itself as me and you as animals both of the land and water as birds, the purpose of life is simply to just be.

What is the point of life? Can anyone answer that confidently?

6 signs your body desperately needs to reset from chronic stress (& you don't realize it): 1. Jaw clenching.

Keep of dramatic women🫵

Bedsitter bila kiti unashindanga kwa bed kama ward .

I need someone to write a book titled: We Can’t All Be Content Creators.

It’s scary to think that people can secretly harbor animosity toward you and still hang out with you.

Winners lose more than losers ever will.

Hello @ntsa_kenya I would like to report a crime. The constitution is very clear,do not stand idly on busy road. This man with an egg like head was spotted cracking dry jokes in the middle of a highway. You can see how hes pinching the lady because shes not laughing Kindly arrest him and make him re do a driving test. Sources tell me his name is daddy oven,he has singed songs like " Yesu uliniokoa karibu niuliwe na mob justice monday" . If you find them,kindly bring the lady to me in kasarani for therapy. I am a The rapist Thanks

To the first job that hired me. Thank you for accepting me without any experience. I will never forget you.

@KituuDaniel @lynn_ngugi1 Again with the bs

@lynn_ngugi1 I doubt him soo much.. I feel there is something spiritual they're passing thru this guy.His tour is deeper than what we see and cherish

I get that some people might not connect with IShowSpeed and that’s okay. Sometimes it’s simply admitting you can’t relate to a 20-year-old. Different generations, different tastes😊 That said, his connection with young people is very real and honestly admirable. Many find him approachable, unfiltered, and relatable in a way traditional celebrities aren’t. And his tour in Africa? That’s a positive thing. Millions of young people around the world are seeing African cities, culture, and everyday life in real time without the usual stereotypes 🚶🏾‍♀️

@Roba_Leo @lynn_ngugi1 Shut the fuck up

@lynn_ngugi1 The people who run this world wanna teach our children this is the achievement instead of rewarding medicine, architecture, teaching etc ,things that drive society forward but Instead they wanna reward mediocrity so that they rule over us so easily

@44_R0N1NN @polo_kimanii 😂😂😂😂 hii ni app gani nkidownload...naisha daily

As a humble bachelor trying to dig your way put of poverty,it is very important you cohabit with the opposite gender for atleast one week for you to understand what people they are. Na hautapenda,ndio ile siku ujinga itakuingia kwa kichwa yako ati unataka kuoa,ujue nini inakungoja. These people are wasteful. Extremely wasteful. Mtu anawasha gas kabla awekelee sufuria anapigiwa simu,anawacha gas ikiwaka anaenda kuchukua simu. Tissue roll moja na inakupelekanga 4 months,huwa wanamalisa na siku tano. Kama ni chakula anapika ya watu hamsini,na mko wawili kwa nyumba,Na kesho hamtakula iyo chakula,atapika ingine,yenye ilibaki inatupwo. Mwingine nilileta akaniambia ati yeye analalanga stima ikiwa on,na token nimeeka ya 130 ,nikaona huyu ametumwa na ibilisi aniangamize Hapo ndio niliambia yeye nimepata msiba nyumbani ajitayarishe tutokanishe kesho. Shida ni alisema anataka kunisindikiza,akahakikisha nimepanda gari za nakuru. Nayo matatu nilipanda,dereva ananiambia ati hatusiamamangi ovyo ovyo, waliitikia kuniishukishia Kimende,nikarudi na lorry kama taliban. Freedom is not easy wazee ,khabusie!

@allvvium @polo_kimanii 😂😂😂😂😂bruh

@polo_kimanii Mahali niliona huyo ni wazimu aty alionyesha wafuasi anachat na yesu kwa simu

You want to tell me this Pastor Owuor nigga has been surviving on Photoshop like a forex scammer from Jogoo road. All that time? Na ndio niliwaambia hii maisha haitaki vitu mingi,you just need confidence. Jamaa inajiaminia mpaka imefika mahali sasa inasema inatibu ukimwi buana

Mimi sahii ukinileta hiyo upus ya Men are providers nawesa lima wewe ngumi namna atari sana. Provide with what? The game parks we used to hunt when we left our wives home have now been turned into conservancies. The jobs we used to do as we left our wives home to take care of our children are now occupied by women. Asubuhi unaingia matatu namna hii unapata wanawake wanameta meta,wameenda kazi. Corporate offices kumejaa wanawake,wanaume tulirushwa kwa remaining field work,ati juu tuko na testosterone. As things stand right now,As an average man with no generational wealth,your priority should be finding a working partner. Ndio mtengeneze ile inaitwa Two income house hold. Bibi akileta ya office,wewe unaleta ya field. Mnawekelea mnaona hii imetosha kuhamia 2 bedroom karen,55k . Na tuweke mboch tumetoa ushago tunalipa 3k. Kabla agundue tunamlipa pesa kidogo miaka imesonga. Kidogo tena umetandika bibi mpira,First born pap! Before you know it you have bought land,built a house and taken 2 children to school already. Two income house hold! Lakini wewe uko hapo bado unaimba men should be providers,providing with what? Utaprovide na nyungulus!? Buana times have changed,so must we. And dont tell me this is not doable,inawezekana. Ni nyinyi mnakimbisa wanawake ya saidong’i maduong. Hapa lazima tujipange wazee yangu. We are expiriencing premium capitalism. Tuko katika hali ya atari Khabusie!

@DreamK1NG @PontiacMadeDDG @jayyd4L @KaiCenat 😂😂😂😂

@PontiacMadeDDG @jayyd4L @KaiCenat DDG to Kai Cenat rn

I’m single I will never be in another relationship again

@Gosleepriya 🫴🫴🫴

Let's see who is smart among you.

@IKwemoi @citizentvkenya 😂😂😂 bruh... what is this....chapati na vile kuna mashida kubwa kubwa

@citizentvkenya How can we reduce a city's development plans to making chapatis?

President Ruto has paid for one Chapati making machine, that makes 6,000 to 8,000 chapatis per day, county is in the process of getting another machine - Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja before the Senate Education committee

@Kenyans Uongo............i was there and still i had to pay 1000

Previously, IDs used to cost Ksh300, now they are free. ID replacement was Ksh1,000, we have now suspended that - President Ruto

@abuyamasta Fala wewe, na hii tribal card.

Murima voters: Vote to punish Raila & send him to Bondo. 2 years later after elections Raila should speak for us, why is he quiet serikali ikitutesa. Raila does demonstrations kikuyus: complain maandamano inaharibu biashara Raila does handshake kikuyus: Raila has betrayed us