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alexogeny

@alexogeny

sassy, classy, and a little smart-assy

coffee shop limbo Katılım Eylül 2009
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
this is your brain on javascript
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Shreyas Mididoddi@Shreyassanthu77·
Why the fuck are we balancing these 2? And why am I invited to give my opinion???
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
is there a way to use this app without all the little bullshit ai buttons plastered all over it?
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
@paularambles “sorry, can’t hang out tonight, there’s a 737 flying over nebraska that needs my full attention.”
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“paula”
“paula”@paularambles·
i forgot to cancel a yearly premium subscription to this flightradar24 app during my trial period so now i guess i have no choice but to get really into tracking planes
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“paula”@paularambles·
i'd argue that this take is a bit of a stretch
stepfanie tyler@stepfanie

i’m done shopping @lululemon until they stop making normal sized people subsidize clothes for fats—there’s NO REASON my size 0 leggings should be the same price as a size 18 and it’s absurd and wildly offensive to think we don’t notice

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alexogeny@alexogeny·
the fact that we have 'friend suggestions' on social apps implies the existence of 'enemy suggestions' and i think we deserve that feature tbh
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
@theo there's something hilarious about the idea of a package being "detained"
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Theo - t3.gg@theo·
Wild to see USPS using foreign country codes and .live TLDs (I feel bad for the people who fall for these scams)
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
pre-2008 election day: “oh cool, let’s see what people are saying!” 2024 election day: “if i read one more take on here i will detach from reality entirely"
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
every time i see "your package is out for delivery," i'm like "who me?? i deserve this happiness???"
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
if your slack message could’ve been a thread and you posted to the whole channel… you owe everyone coffee for the next month. that’s just the law.
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
@gitpush_gitpaid next thing you know it'll be saying the prius is a classic muscle car
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Turk@gitpush_gitpaid·
Of course the Toyota Camry is everyone’s favorite sport utility vehicle
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
@ccccjjjjeeee it's so braindead too because unless you're a weirdo that has your desk facing outward or you put it in the kitchen you'll never see the colorful bit??
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Christopher Ehrlich
Christopher Ehrlich@ccccjjjjeeee·
why is the imac the only apple product that gets fun colors
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
@theo i hope this is fake bc i don’t need an ai to “help” when i clearly only open devtools to copy colors from random websites
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Theo - t3.gg@theo·
Every time I think Chrome's devtools can't get more cluttered, they impress me
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
dynamodb feels like that forbidden spell you find in the back of the textbook… you use it once and now all your queries are somehow $3,000
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
@theo you could've just @'d me by name instead of subtweeting smh
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Theo - t3.gg@theo·
Stop hitting me up about how to get the handle you want. I can’t help you and your 2k follower accounts. Please don’t DM me.
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
clickup (the task management product) is like somebody playing heavy metal and jazz at the same time and then just when you think it's getting quiet they throw in some edm for laughs
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alexogeny@alexogeny·
a 2-hour meeting should come with a disclaimer: “side effects include zoning out, regretting career choices, and uncontrollable yawning"
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