Alex Morin

simply incredible

This Webb Space Telescope stuff is BLOWING MY MIND 🤯

I will be in mourning until further notice 😩

I might be late to the fact that there are new emojis but MAN I can’t wait to get into my first marital fight and hit my husband with one of these guys 🫡 He’s going to be sick 😩😂

I just had a memory unlocked about the movie Thirteen and I’m sitting here now, 32 years old, mind blown that I managed to achieve a fairly successful life when the person I aspired to be most when I was 13 years old was Evie Zamora.

I seriously cannot believe I have to wash dishes for the rest of my life.

Searching Spotify Premium on Twitter to find out you’re not the only one that’s been logged out

@CitizensBank is the most incompetent bank I have ever worked with. I’ve had over a thousand dollars fraudulently taken from my accounts. Requested to place holds on those accounts and was told “we can’t until it’s investigated.” I woke up to another $1,000 missing. Awesome.

@Kphill_5 Unbelievable, I hate the NYT.

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@MeaganClark FOLDS lmao come on

@alexphillips Wait till you have to pick out napkin colors and folds 🙄🙄

WHY DO WEDDINGS HAVE SO MANY SMALL DETAILS?! Now I am being told I need toasting glasses? I just want champagne! Toss it in a solo cup for all I care 😩 I was not meant to be a bride.

NOT BETTY WHITE I HATE LIFE

Santa brought me Justin Bieber tickets & I have a nice Christmas morning mimosa buzz. Christmas in your 30’s is incredible. Tis the Season 🎄🥂

We were just quoted $1,100 for a JOP to do a 20 minute ceremony and I am truly FLABBERGASTED.

I have to know why it’s so hard for kids to throw the empty box of something away. Why do you just leave it in the cabinet? It makes literally no sense 😩

I’m not sure why putting sheets on a king size bed isn’t a workout option on an Apple Watch but maybe someone can bring it to the table at the next brain storming meeting.

There’s a politician somewhere in the world who has the same name as me and it’s super unfortunate because I get 100 @‘s a day in reference to her and she gets I assume 0.

@RutlandRon @GBNEWS Not the right Alex Phillips

Dear @alexphillips love your show. Don't you think it's time 'We Discussed France's Unquenchable Hatred Of the English' and its implications for the UK? @GBNEWS

Working in a jail is so weird. Like, it’s my actual job to explain to a grown man how wildly inappropriate it is to tell me how badly he wants to jerk off to me while he slowly puts his hands down his pants. Not your typical 9-5.