Allie

A thread of funny things Joe says:

Not me asking Joe every 5 minutes if he’s excited because I’m so excited for our vacation.

I love that movie because of her and man do I miss her.

I don’t think I’ve watched Titanic since I lost my grandma last May and so seeing it in theaters tomorrow is going to be interesting

Manifestation is real friends!!!

@susan_nagle @SpiritAirlines @UMichFootball Ugh I’m so sorry @SouthwestAir did that to my sister who was supposed to come out this weekend ☹️

thank u @SpiritAirlines for canceling our flight to phoenix with no options for days. here’s to a 24+ hour drive, because there is no way we’re missing the @UMichFootball game over this #GoBlue

@SouthwestAir can you please help rebook my sister from her cancelled flight out of Detroit on 12/29?? Also can we know why it was cancelled 2 days ahead of time??

@SouthwestAir why was my sisters flight from Detroit on 12/29 cancelled out of the blue and we can’t rebook her?? She also can’t call because it seems your phones are too busy?? Get your shit together please

Why did I just start almost sobbing at a video of One Direction singing together back in 2014???? 😭

I hate when you finish a show you’ve been watching for sooooo long and now you have to go through the process of finding a new show and then you don’t pick one for days because you can’t decide.

We are finally finishing Criminal Minds after like 4 years of trying to watch it AND THE FIRST THING I SAID WHEN THEY BLEW UP THE JET WAS “THIS IS HOW LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE ENDED!” They blew up Walnut Grove because bad people were buying it and it’s the same with the jet 😭

So I guess being almost 27 is when I hit the wait what am I passionate about and what do I really want to do for the rest of my life phase? Because I am going through it trying to figure it out

@TisTheDamnPhD 2 tickets, row 12 for $252 per ticket so $509 total

I don’t know if I’m more stressed about the Arizona governor election or getting @taylorswift13 verified fan. @Ticketmaster pls don’t forget me 😭🤞🏻

You know that anxiety you have before a job interview?!?! Yeah that’s how I feel right now except it’s not a job interview it’s Ticketmaster confirming if I’m a verified fan or not

16 years ago I heard teardrops on my guitar on the radio and now I’m sitting here with a new capital one credit card prepared to do something that will land me on national news if I don’t get tour tickets

@BachParadise @BacheloretteABC

Can we get a @BachelorABC Where Are They Now? Season? Like with all of our faves from past seasons, filmed documentary style? Not over produced, just real where are they now? That would do sooo well

The worst thing the world invented is automated “help” when calling a business. JUST LET ME SPEAK TO A HUMAN @UPS

@ TSA People in Phoenix Sky Harbor I get it Ivy is chunky, but stop being rude and yelling “oh what a fat cat.” “She’s so fat” like get over yourselves it wasn’t cute or funny.

When you finally finish the table assignments for the wedding and it works out evenly!!!