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I find it hilarious how white boys speak like a road man then go home for Christmas dinner with their middle-class racist grandparents

Electro-swing 👌🏼

I can’t believe how thick people were by banning hemp in 1937. Plastic was invented in 1907 so 20 years later it must have just started being created by the masses in 1937. Imagine the world if they used hemp instead.. Where were the trials of biodegradation?

Although Facebook seems lame.. it does care about you more on your Birthday 🥳

I felt bad for having a fractured arm in a sling and being the centre of attention at the funeral. #whyamiworrying

Don’t die wondering. #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth

Adorable.

#GAK25 #GIVEAWAY! #WIN @shure PSM300 Band Pack #COMPETITION #RT @GAK_CO_UK > gak.co.uk/en/giveaways

@ficklefriends I wanna see this band @manthegunsband *wink, wink, Nudge, nudge*

@Goinbeige I think I can take some credit for this ;)

Have you ever just... And then you... Whilst going to the... But then you realise that it's...

For the first time in history, the people in the world who are obese outnumber those who are underweight.

"So spiritually awaaaaaare" - @WiffenOfContek

Ahhh the ol' boys

@ContekBand gig went awesome, well done boys!! - Gloucester Guild hall. #massacre festival

#oops #touchingcloth #poopin

@Goinbeige probably into June maybe perhaps