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upde@alexupde·10 May

Celery tastes like the tears of old men

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upde@alexupde·13 Kas

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River Pao@river_pow·13 Kas

tha most Ph.D. candidate thang on the menu

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respectful huff@alexqarbuckle·26 Nis

whispering to Robert Eggers: this is because you put the call of a North American bird in a scene set in Germany. You idiot. You’re a fucking idiot

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Sinners is set to surpass the entire domestic box office gross of Nosferatu in just 9 days of release.

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ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ@PaulDock93·30 Mar

I hate when people say “aww ducks shouldn’t eat bread” like aye but they’re going crazy for it Should a man drink 6 pints of Guinness? Should a child be puffing a cherry cola vape? Would you deprive them of that? x

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upde@alexupde·1 Mar

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ØSØ@OsoBlanc0·24 Ara

𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅@DanScavinoTNews

I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol

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🦞🦐🦀Crustacean King🦀🦐🦞@MuscularAutist·30 Kas

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upde@alexupde·27 Kas

anyone going “Squanto Mode” this weekend?

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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸@AndrewYang·8 Kas

If you give people two choices they will choose one of them.

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Ron Iver@ronnui_·11 Eyl

Parents, you HAVE to vaccinate your children. There are diseases that we eliminated ages ago that are coming back now. I just met a kid who tested positive for Linsanity.

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