Jaime Deseda

Going to Atlanta - currently at 30,000 feet and starting descent...

who says bald heads are unattractive?

Doing tax returns on a Friday night. P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c

@HomeDepot @PlazadelSolPR @PRNationalGuard @USNationalGuard #HurricaneMaria @PuertoRicoPUR #PuertoRico *LOOKING FOR LIST OF REFUGEE NAMES*

@HomeDepot @PlazadelSolPR @PRNationalGuard | (4/4) …hold of the list with these names. I will appreciate any information on this. Thanks!

@HomeDepot @PlazadelSolPR @PRNationalGuard | (3/4) …They haven't published names of refugees transported to the store. I'm trying to get a…

@HomeDepot @PlazadelSolPR @PRNationalGuard | (2/4) …to 2 designated areas, one being the HOME DEPOT in Plaza del Sol shopping center…

@HomeDepot @PlazadelSolPR @PRNationalGuard | (1/4) The National Guard in Puerto Rico is taking Hurricane Maria refugees around the island…

@sgyansap hey gyan - just trying to get traction on the mdm vacancy in midland, mi - go ahead and send me email - have a nice evening!

Comedy is a medium for political critique. It is why satire is suppressed in China, Russia and North Korea econ.st/2gDvQCz

Finally sleeping like a MONKEY GONE TO HEAVEN instead of with a monkey on my back. Your back will thank you, too! tinyurl.com/mgtheaven

@ododenim @founding makes me want to get my hands on a pair just to spill wine on it and witness the magic

@alfarockradio Rock it!

It is time... It is time for... It is time for stormy weather.

Great news! @SAPPRESS gave me a coupon for $5 OFF (per book!) to share with my friends (expires 1/31/13). bit.ly/W679uS

Flying ATL to DCA, 1000s of miles high, all I can think about is how good this 1st class junk food tastes. Why does free food taste better?

@MrBlackFrancis ¡Puñeta! Sr. Black: Saludos de parte de un puertorriqueño fanático de su música... 30 noviembre en DC: ¡TREMENDO SHOW!

More info here: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/tix/1454150410.html

Quite sad... Won't be able to make it to SF. Selling 5 tix for PIXIES at Fox in Oakland for their sold-out show on Sunday.

RT @PIXIESmusic 2nd DC show announced for Tuesday, 12/1! More info soon. http://bit.ly/3LslU2