Alf

Joke👍

he deserved to get hit, trynna fill that bucket up with water

Merry Christmas you filthy animals. The RTB Shit Christmas Presents Awards 2025 are officially OPEN. Show me the absolute fucking shite Santa (your nan) has dumped under your tree 🎅🎁🎄

The little check to see if the bullseye was in, John Part going apeshit in commentary, it’s going to take something special to top this moment 😂

People who stand up after a flights landed and proceed just to stand there until the doors open truly blow my mind

If you’re in the pub tonight have a look around you. Memorise the faces. These are the real ones. Mid-week November, no football on, just pints and chat. These are the people that deserve seats in the summer when all the part-timers appear because the suns out. Proper boozers.

Everyone associated with AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich is DELIGHTED to announce we have broken free from the shackles of MK Dongs. The club will be reinstated next Monday, where we return to Ashton High School 6-aside league. Ben Bretherton still looks like Goomba. #utmg 👑

We’ve got a huge announcement to make. 8.30pm GMT. Be there. ⏳ #utmg

@worsnopsam25 Love steak bakes me #fuckthekidney

Heta with the HEROICS! ⚡️ The moment Damon Heta set Ally Pally alight with mega nine-darter 🔥

It is with incredible sadness that today, we announce the disbanding of AFC Gillingham and Cheese Sandwich FC. 💔 The club has been bought by American billionaire club ‘MK Dongs’ and we will be rebranding accordingly. Thank you for your tremendous support over the years. #utmg

2 Leeds Friday day tickets for sale below face value #leedsfestival

@jt102181 Fiver minimum you stingey fucker

@alfharris7 Would you do £4.50 mate (for both)

man is stressed

This is how it feels to be drunk in an Uber

No mate, if I'm undertaking you in in lane 2 at 68mph it's you that's in the wrong fucking lane.

Never in my life have I seen a drunk dog. This is so fascinating