Alfred Meshack

Happy Saba Saba everyone. Now enjoy your shopping via our link 🔗 on the bio. #SabaSabaDay #TabasamuJipya

Happy Zanzibar Revolution Day.

#NewYear #HappyNewYear

I HATE when people lie to me... But what pisses me off the most is when people think I'm dumb enough to believe it.

there’s nothing scarier than the split second where you lose your balance in the shower and think “oh god they’re going to find me naked”

u put your right hand in u put your right hand out u put your right hand in and u shake it all around ...... that's how u know she is loose

i told my gf that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud. and i told my mom my gf is retarded. THEY HAVE NO IDEA!

@justinmaluli bro happy eid mubarak to u too.kaka mbna hupatikani kwnye cmu lakn bn calling u ever since

Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at,

*accidently drops the thun thun thun*

i'm as bored as a slut on her period

@s_soba cjambo kaka.mbona umepotea sana blaza?

@s_soba heshima yako mkuu

"Age is just a number" Yeah, well ... Jail is just a room.

@Hadj_11 kaka na ndio nia yangu hyo we ibuka upewe vitu vyeusi tu

Teacher: "This isn't some paper you can just write the night before..." Me: "You underestimate my power."