ali andresini 🦋💫

“which queen should go home tonight and why?”

People are saying things to me like “you are strong and brave” which is never good

this is the best marketing method EVER. we all know how powerful one edit can change the trajectory of a show/movie. this is so smart

Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!

why is the official olympics account tweeting like oomf

@offbeatorbit 3 months ago i lost my partner of 15 years. been following you for years & i barely use this app anymore but i pop in sometimes to see how you’re doing. thanks for charting a path no one wants to walk. fwiw, seeing you keep on living is a comfort in the worst time of my life.

Anyway I’m not going to retraumatize myself so some strangers on the internet can feel morally superior about something they know absolutely nothing about lol MOVING ON

Cormac McCarthy, what a line

@RaptorBreath couldn’t have done it without such a perfect set up

@aliandresini ok, that was good

drag it through the garden (of eden)

We are living in a dangerous and unprecedented moment in American history. I’m getting a lot of calls from people who are not only upset about what’s happening, but are wondering how we best go forward. Here are my thoughts:

@gilliholmes when it comes to unhinged attraction, you are the voice of our generation

i cannot commit the words i uttered after the Gladiator II trailer to the longevity of the internet, but i can tell you that i said them in a silent movie theater that was NOT empty, and the look on @aliandresini’s face is something i will treasure forever.

@gilliholmes still thinking about it, probably will be for many years

so @aliandresini and i saw megalopolis

@gilliholmes goddamnit

they did this for @aliandresini

yet another reason to be obsessed with andrew scott

@ULTRAGLOSS omfg yes

the secret history charles and camilla

3 tickets to CHALLENGERS please

@mpmangosing if he wants to be walked on a leash, that’s his choice

@mpmangosing don’t kink shame him

@katrinasarenass make @mpmangosing move back

How do we make jersey city fun again