Ali Arikan

with all due respect no level of acting can convince me that pedro pascal and dakota johnson are attracted to each other

This happened to my buddy Kurt

charli xcx’s full name is professor charles xavier charles xavier

@Roderick_Heath Hahahaha, this is fan(g)tastic!

@aliarikan To wit:

Fair enough.

Go on, son, get in the back of this unmarked car with the nice man and his perfectly non-menacing smile. He’s taking you to Grandpa.

Great news for anyone looking for a Venice roommate

Me, watching the new family on The White Lotus

“The XXXXXXX that you are.” Possibly the most nails-on-a-chalkboard phrase here. Somehow even more grating than “casted.”

@NewsyOhio18235 I think I might have read that one. Maybe that’s what I was thinking of.

I know this is utterly ridiculous, and at my age, I really shouldn’t be entertaining such nonsense, but I reckon Superman would be vegan.

#conclave 1호선광인 고문하자

@DA_WooGo Nice

@aliarikan I prefer Calvin Klein in that

Revisiting his greatest role

One of the great honors and funniest evenings of my career hosting the @svilletheatre’s EEPHUS Q&A with director @lund_carson and Red Sox legend Bill “Spaceman” Lee. Thanks to everyone who came out for the show!

@aelfred_D Nice.

@aliarikan Hannah Marmara

So did I.

@PendermanRobert Yes.

@aliarikan Did you get it?