Alice L

lisp should really be spelt lithp

@thornbridgefay I need to find this in Göteborg!

At a Thornbridge tap near you now!

@FiveLeavesBooks Ignorance is my favourite!

Milan Kundera... which of his books should we discuss at the September Book Group? You don't need to attend, but comment if you think a particular book would make a good one for discussion.

@nothing Nothing Ear (2)

Effortless transitions. Ear (2) is made to keep up with you. FYI we have a few pairs to giveaway. To enter, make sure to like this tweet and comment 'Nothing Ear (2)'. 🚨 For every 2000 likes, we'll give away a pair to a random contender. Winners announced in 24 hrs 🚨

The most wonderful day of the year

I'm feeling 🎅 Best meme in the next 24 hrs gets a Nothing Phone (1)

I’ve been thinking about this a lot

our boobies would get stuck in the machine 😭

@R08BO @IRONMANtri @nuddypants My girlfriend was recently in CPH and rented a bike via Bycyklen and loved it! It’s done through an app, and they’re electric which was a bonus! bycyklen.dk/en/about-bycyk…

Anyone know about public transport in Copenhagen? Or bike hire poss? My camera and I want to see as much of the @IRONMANtri course as possible while @nuddypants is doing her thing! (can't spend all day in the pub this time!)

@JustoldLuna @charlotte_sews 👋🏻

Can every trans, LGBTQIA2+, or queer person who's sees this give it a rt or reply, it's for science!

Six years ago today the person we loved most in the world was taken from us. Our family’s wish is that on this day we remember what we have in common, even with those we might disagree with. And to emphasise what connects us rather than what divides us. #MoreInCommon

@poetastrologers @EmiliaLinnea does

What Geminis want a follow since it’s Gemini season

@fesshole Did anyone else also learn this trick from a contestant on Blind Date?

When peeling a satsuma I make a long strip down the middle and the two round bits off at the end in one piece. Anyone asks I say it's an elephant. It's a cock and balls

#NotAllMen (know where the clitoris is 😏)

@ichris_tine @catcohen je die

one of ~the~ mastertweets

@danielchurchill @KatieLAllen we love a sleepy queen!!

just got my grades for a paper I wrote about memes. made this meme to celebrate

@stepdown mine’s electric and is really good for aeropress! quite noisy but delicious

me to every flake of snow I can see outside my window 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘

me to every single leaf that is changing colour outside my window 😘😘😘😘😘

me to every single new bud on the tree outside my window 😘😘😘😘😘

SNOW CAT

@twistCMYK I read this with two receipts I said ‘yes’ to for no reason next to me on my desk.