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@ClownWorld I wouldn’t spend $90 on a Ford. Trash vehicles. Never again.

I would never spend $90k for a Ford Would you?

@house_of_trad @ClownWorld Some do, some don’t. The last 2 times I had work done on my house, I just had to sign a contract. Then I paid upon completion.

@ClownWorld Don’t people Require payment up front these days??

This is what could happen if you don’t pay your contractor

You know you’re getting old when your only Saturday plans are changing your furnace filters.

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Of course it’s a woman

Drunk woman drives a rental car straight into a home and walks away completely unharmed

@FFrontalPatriot @LoudOutside The meal scam is common too. They will agree to meet you for dinner under the guise of a date, but then just use you for a free dinner and ditch you. It’s rampant.

@LoudOutside Is this shit common or something? Last week I watched a video where a woman was getting her car serviced on what was supposed to be a date. The man accused her of trying to scam him into paying for the service and left.

Lady asks her first date to meet her at a nail salon and pay her $500 bill

@LuzlinoReyesjr @LoudOutside She knows damn well the simps will come out of the woodwork for posts like this. She's single by choice.

@LoudOutside Look 👀 at those nasty 🤢 hands 🙌 🤮

38 year old single lady breaks down in tears and questions why men avoid asking her out

@alphafox This guy is like the mini boss you fight before the main boss

Bro makes all gamers look retarded: 😑

@NoContextHumans Diabetes speedrun

The McDonald’s ice cream hack that’s breaking the internet

@insanedms Imagine if the genders were reversed. Hey I’ve been rusty, mind if I smash that sweet 🐱 for a few reps?

@Ziff54813Arnold @ReclaimD1 I was engaged at 22 but called it off. She’s now on her 3rd divorce. I dodged a major bullet. I am so thankful I never married her.

@ReclaimD1 Props to all men who made it into their 30's and are still single. You successfully avoided your first divorce from someone like this twit.

Modern woman goes on a first date with pirates pitcher Chris Devenski and tells all after he attempted to persuade her to go back to his place. Thoughts ⁉️👑

@aruvinchan Bro said he "got too attached" lol. I've used similar terminology when I was not into the woman at all.

Situationships are how women get friendzoned.

@ClownWorld Asked to leave and refuses. It's trespassing at that point. I live in Texas.

This door-to-door salesman shows up with full main character energy and instantly starts demanding the homeowner “come outside and say it like a man” He rants about his shoes, claims he doesn’t listen to video devices, and keeps escalating hard even after they say they’re not interested. Remember when door-to-door salesmen used to be polite and professional? Wild times.

@Mrbankstips They popped their balloons at his NAME? lol jfc.

The regret on their faces lmao

@aruvinchan He needs to lower his standards. Anyone can get a partner if they’re fully honest with themself in what they can actually land. I had a friend like this. Great dude but not good looking. Lowered his bar and got a great girl. Not attractive but she’s super loyal and fun.

28M who hasn't even been on a date. Want to guess how many girls he asked out in the last 10 years of his adulthood? 🙂

@alphafox System of a Downs

Make it stop: 😭

@washghost1 As a clean freak, this is vile. I clean my bathrooms twice a week. I don’t know how people live like this.

I don’t understand people like this

@QueenAnticommie “I fell down the stairs” vibes

I couldn’t unlock my phone after my car accident

@ClownWorld This is an average day here in Houston.

Here’s a Tahoe at this Houston intersection on a rainy day that first rams hard into the back of other cars, then backs up fast and slams into a police cruiser with the cop still inside. After that the driver takes off and hits another three or four cars in a wild spree. Airbags popping, steam exploding, full pile-up chaos while you hear the guy recording yelling “oh my goodness” and “you going to jail.” Houston running a real life GTA server. Clown World never disappoints. When did this level of chaos become normal? 😂💀

@QueenAnticommie Houston is sooooo accurate lol. This fkin place.

Is this true my Texas friends?

@alphafox Back in my 20s when I was living in Colorado, my friend did this after college. He converted his truck and then spent months traveling the open roads of the west and living out of it. No rent, no utility bills.

Now that I got laid off, this is looking mighty tempting. 🤔