Ali Ward

Got roughed up and Arrested by 20 ICE Agents in Minnesota today for being Awesome in a Giraffe onesie! Here's the unedited widescreen version!🦒💙 Please RT so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to be awesome around ICE and MAGA!

Due to the cold weather and frozen pitch there will be a pitch inspection tomorrow morning. In the meantime our new oversoil heating is in full operation.

@charliersmith1 That is absolutely awesome. Well done. You inspire me

Just found out that, since starting my charity challenges a few years back, I’ve raised over £62,000 for Mind!! 😀

@charliersmith1 This is absolutely awesome. Well done and you give me hope for getting more active X

I did it! 5 marathons over 5 consecutive days is COMPLETE 😀

Welcome to our #BCAFC Advent Calendar. Throughout this month, we will be doing giveaways, quizzes, festive flashbacks and more! 🌲 On day 1️⃣, Graham Alexander has something special for one of you. 🤩 For your chance to win, simply follow us and retweet this post. 🙌 Good luck! 💪

Ever wondered where your tax money actually goes? 💷 @BBCNews broke it down by imagining we each handed the Government £100. Here’s how that £100 was spent in 2023–24: £22 → NHS £6 → Defence £10 → Education £10 → Debt interest £11.40 → State pensions £4.15 → Working-age welfare (PIP, Universal Credit, health support) £0.50 → Asylum system £0.70 → Overseas aid What strikes me most is this: immigration dominates headlines and public debate, consistently ranking as one of the nation’s top concerns — yet the asylum system accounts for just 0.5% of public spending. A reminder that sometimes the loudest issues aren’t the largest ones. #Budget2026

So either Labour need to ask candidates to step aside for the Greens to take on Reform.... Or actually bring in a fair democratic process where everyone's votes count equally. It's time for Proportional Representation. #Echobox=1761844935-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thenational.scot/news/25585078.…

ICE Snipers in Portland Oregon shooting at a giraffe singing "The Jeffrey Epstein Plane" by The Doors! Please RT this video so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money for lawyers to sue ICE! 💖🦒🦒🦒

@rebekkarnold @mattypoop I bought this on Monday. £7.15 for 750g of 5% beef mince from Lo. You are right Rebekka

@mattypoop No 5% mince used to be about £3.30 in Lidl, I’m telling you it was 5% mince and then the last couple of months it has been going up, £3.99 at one point then jumped to £5+

Why is nobody talking about the fact that 5% beef mince went from £3.50 to £5.50 for 500g in the blink of an eye?

@KaseyCook32 Done. Good luck.

Good Luck Pip!!! Let’s get voting 🧡❤️ #bcafc

Fantastic from Brighton, this. A massively important message delivered very well.

In a world first we will broadcast over 100 untruths back to back, with each extensively fact checked. Donald Trump v The Truth. Wednesday 10pm.

@BrooksideSoap Where’s Damon??

Was hoping we could use this… #GTFC

We were having lunch at a brewery when I noticed this man trying to get his dog to come home. It ended up being the funniest video I have ever recorded...

@beckyd440 The socks are a pain. I’ve got to wear one on my left leg for 6 weeks. Good luck and sending lots of positive thoughts. You can do this xx

Thank you for all the kind messages ❤️ I’m usually the upbeat one who can laugh through anything… but yesterday? — no husband, sat crying on the bathroom floor. Surgery is humbling, and you’ve made me smile today. Can someone can invent a way to pull up these socks with ease.

🚨Holy shit. Someone made a new ad for Trump’s ballroom and it’s absolutely perfect. Trump would hate if this went viral…

IBD isn’t caused by stress. It’s not ‘just IBS.’ It’s not cured by a diet. It’s a lifelong disease with no easy answers. Please don’t judge what you don’t understand.

Samuel L. Jackson ripping the shit out of Donald Trump with his ironic, "Motherfucking wind farms" advert.