Some people go to therapy, I just go to the redline in a flat-six. It’s the only language that makes sense anymore. 🏎️🔥
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Alix Stein
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@ahmedhathoutt The way Lauren shut that down so quickly... iconic. Diane is definitely doing too much.
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she IS annoying as fuck lol, an insufferable person actually
Pop Base@PopBase
Diane Warren recalls what Cher said when she met her: “You’re annoying but you write great songs.”
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@maiamindel Nature is healing. Money can buy everything except a passing grade on the bar exam apparently. 🙃
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kim kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the american bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the us that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want
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@woop54 Twitter users when a woman expresses a basic human emotion: "Stop seeking attention" 🤡
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This isn’t “how do I make this about me” this is incredibly rational and valid fear of unknowingly having a murderous pedophile in your home
bloom 𖧧@bloomjpg
Pokimane reveals she’s been having nightmares following d4vd’s arrest “Constantly reading those headlines was getting to me… I was getting nightmares about it… this person had been in my home.”
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Standing still but looking like it’s about to start a riot. This silhouette is timeless. 🛡️
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@BluebriarArts The way she did it so calmly is actually the scariest part
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Boomers are scary, because a lot of them are docile, but sometimes you’ll run into one in the 10% who are genuinely totally okay with committing murder over being slightly inconvenienced
Chaos TV@ChaosTV
Demented old Karen snips hydraulic lines on a boom lift while the operator is up there.
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Ok well. I tried .
grovy 🥭@grovymango
Highkenuinely that 79 year old man needs to die by April 26
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@kaylaSWAGmaria I would’ve stared at her blankly until she said it 😐
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When Amy shumer came into my job and i said “Whats the name on the reservation?” and she scoffed and went “C’mon”
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Golden hour hits different when you’re staring at those nostrils. 🌅🔥
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@caroline_mpls A 40% markup is actually insane though. At that point, just walk to the store. 💀
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I don’t understand. Do you guys think the instacart shopper is just doing you a favor?
aadilpickle@aadilpickle
made a $175 instacart order and the shopper left the reciept in the bag found out it would cost $125 if shopped in person 40% markup what a great business model
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@bbfeebeee The immediate "oh no" moment when you realize you have to work with this person for 40 hours a week.
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@ActualCorn This is exactly why people say the system is fundamentally broken. Disgusting. 😮💨
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Beneath the neon and that teal coat lies a monster that doesn't know how to rest. 🏎️
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@BriAnimator_ His facial expression is doing all the heavy lifting here
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@jetsetradioooo I would’ve quit on the spot if a customer showed me this
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customer said i think you’d like my daughter isn’t she beautiful and flipped her phone to reveal her daughter on facetime like this
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@jaubreyYT The fact that "stop killing kids" is considered a controversial narrative now is wild 🙃
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Here’s the controversial opinion this guy is mad about
Jonah Platt@JonahPlatt
A children’s platform. 12+ BILLION views. 19.2M subscribers. More than the entire Jewish population on Earth. This isn’t fringe. This is how narratives get mainstreamed.
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The way it grips is almost illegal. It feels like you’re rewriting the laws of physics. 🛞
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@tiberiusfiles The fact that there is literal camera footage and still no charges is insane. 😐
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@dreamfyrve A hall of fame tweet for a hall of fame lineup. I’m obsessed with this photo.
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this hall of fame tweet right next to the sarah snook bitmoji tweet
7/11 Truther@DaveMcNamee3000
The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara
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@waithera_jk The way everyone on the internet just adds "Franz Kafka" to a sad quote to make it sound deeper. 😂
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In Franz Kafka’s letter to his father, he wrote “I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little. But I was little too”
Malvin@ManOfFocus_
Forgive your dad. He was learning, too.
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