Allen Scott

@EricBarleen I have eggs if you need some. I will make you a deal.

Is there an egg shortage in the Bay Area? 🚫🥚🤷🏻‍♂️

@JPFinlayNBCS They don’t deserve to make the playoffs.

Commanders are losing 17-7 to Cleveland in a must win game. Not much else to say.

@DmbalmanacU @copperpot5 Jan 30, 1993 was in Lexington, VA at Zollman’s Pavilion. (not C’Cville fyi)

Incoming. #cantstop

@JSYK @elonmusk So true. So sad.

My main complaint about New Twitter is not the loss of functionality or the new weirdos who are populating my timeline. This place sucks now because it's like 80% dedicated to talking about @elonmusk

@Super70sSports This tweet has not aged well.

The Vikings are 10-3 and I have no idea how because they absolutely fucking suck.

@JSYK @punkdafunk Drop your comment here.

@punkdafunk I tried to leave a comment in the article but the comments were closed

@cmckay13 Yes!

@allenscottsf Is that Joe Klecko in the back row?

@JSYK Carbonara Pizza. The Star added. Grand Lake Kitchen.

@allenscottsf Where other than Square Pie Guys?

@amandapalmer 😬

if you were forced to get a SINGLE emoji tattooed somewhere (visible) on your body, which would you choose? i’ll go first. 🎡

Kicking in. 😃

@KungP 1986!

@kendallbaker And Texas Tech stayed with them the entire time.

Duke shot 71% in the second half and didn’t miss a shot from the field in the last 7.5 minutes. That’ll do

@AaronAxelsen How fired up are you?

IS THIS REAL LIFE!? ⚡️🏈

@SFMarMendoza 🤯

I did it! I really freakin did it! 🤯🤩 Wordle 248 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@JSYK Not 90’s, but have you seen the Rick James documentary?

More music docs about the 90s I’ll watch them all

@AlexEdelman 😂 however hard your try, you can’t not like it.

Just want to get out ahead of my Spotify Wrapped and let y’all know it’s because I fell asleep with “One Headlight” on repeat.

@RollingStones @CraigAsher @AllegiantStadm I have heard of some of these songs.

Amazing night in Vegas @AllegiantStadm thank you! Who do you think has got the setlist tonight? #therollingstones

@kendallbaker How about looking at Washington’s different qbs in that same period?

Case Keenum will be the Browns' 31st starting QB since 1999 when he takes the field tonight. 🪦 Look at this QB graveyard…

@MollyKish @ScratchLee @indysf

RIP @ScratchLee, you magical legend 🍌