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Allison Morris

@allison_tw

Twitter has a lot to answer for 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🤱🏼Who remembers Tweet Deck? Food, family and cat tweets mainly

Hampshire, England Katılım Temmuz 2011
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Allison Morris
Allison Morris@allison_tw·
@Trish_NI I live in a small rural town and cycling is very popular- but what I cannot understand is them cycling down one of our busiest roads, holding up traffic- when there is huge wide cycle lane right next to it. That I don’t understand
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Ed Finch
Ed Finch@MrEFinch·
I think that not enough people are prepared to admit that 'overnight oats' have the look and attraction of cold vomit.
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Graeme Cobb ⚡️🚙🚗 ⚡️
Does the Stop/Start function in ICE cars still work? I went for a walk yesterday and walked past a long queue of cars waiting at the traffic lights and all had their engines running (I’m not passing judgement here). And I remembered when my wife had her Mazda and the stop/start rarely worked in that, too. Were the public mis-sold this as emissions reducing tech? Does this work for others? Curious to know if people turn it off if it annoys them, too.
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Allison Morris
Allison Morris@allison_tw·
@VinnieSull1van And then the MET office just troll us by saying it was the warmest May on record because of night time highs… they clearly can’t be trusted
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Vinnie Sullivan
Vinnie Sullivan@VinnieSull1van·
Is it just me, or is this one of the worst summers we've had in our lifetimes?
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Queen of Chai
Queen of Chai@ReehanaTaj·
@allison_tw @meralhece But these same hypocrites are happy to go on the lash on a Friday night, then end up in our curry houses. I've heard white people in my area move out bc an Asian family moved in, & they always said your food smells. Ignorant people.
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Meral Hussein-Ece
Meral Hussein-Ece@meralhece·
Yesterday a cab driver told me a man got into his cab a day after Brexit referendum & told him ‘we’ve won, people like you who’ve taken our jobs will be sent back’ Cab driver replied “I’m from Jamaica, I don’t know if you’ve looked at a map, but Jamaica isn’t in the EU” 1/2
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Allison Morris
Allison Morris@allison_tw·
@LauraPAuthor Multiple Laura’s, Sarah’s, Rachel’s, Sarah’s. Claire, Rebecca/becky/beccas, Nicola, Vicky/Victoria etc!
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Laura Pearson
Laura Pearson@LauraPAuthor·
When I was at secondary school in Cheshire in the 90s, everyone was called Laura, Rachel, or Sarah. My friend Rachel had a sister called Sarah. My sister's friend Sarah had a sister called Laura. And my sister? Rachel, of course.
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nazir afzal
nazir afzal@nazirafzal·
I’ve never had an “indoor cat” but some friends do isn’t that just a cat that you won’t let out of the house? Its not exactly a choice by the cat is it?
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👽@Earth2075·
What’s more frustrating? A. A car doing 60mph in lane 3, of a 4 lane motorway, whilst lanes 1 & 2 are clear. B. A car joining the motorway, who goes from the slip road, immediately across to lane 4, in the fastest possible time.
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Allison Morris
Allison Morris@allison_tw·
@AdrianBethune So many private school places are actually taken up by people in the armed forces and another huge portion who moved their kids from state school because they had a problem. I don’t see that chunk changing their minds, people find the money.
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Allison Morris
Allison Morris@allison_tw·
@AdrianBethune I had the most incredible state education and I’m a passionate supporter of my older child’s state school, but my younger just happens to go to nursery (cheapest around) at a private school. I’m very friendly with a lot of parents and I haven’t heard one person really complain
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Adrian Bethune
Adrian Bethune@AdrianBethune·
None of this stuff is cheap but it's a hell of a lot cheaper than paying £15k- £40k+ for private school a year. State schools have amazing, hard working, dedicated teachers doing amazing things in tough conditions. Fund them properly and there's no need for private schools.
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Allison Morris
Allison Morris@allison_tw·
Hosting my 3 and 6 year olds joint family party… do I right now… 🥰🙈
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Allison Morris
Allison Morris@allison_tw·
@Kirsty_H220 9pm is the norm but can go as early as 8.30pm. 10pm is a late one 😂
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Allison Morris
Allison Morris@allison_tw·
@MichaelaOkla I say this glibly but have a baby 🙃 I had a very bad tree pollen allergy but I did not suffer at all when pregnant and breastfeeding and this year is my first year for 7 years I’ve not been doing either of those… and it’s really not bad at all. I’ve only taken one tablet
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Allison Morris
Allison Morris@allison_tw·
@TeddLilly77376 @ronsterd89 Yes, same, they moaned for about a day and have never really asked since. They just seem lighter and more carefree without it. We won’t go back to free access phones or iPads.
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Ron wright
Ron wright@ronsterd89·
Do you guys think you had a better childhood without cell phones, Facebook and tablets that all the teens use today?
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