Allison Morris

@Trish_NI I live in a small rural town and cycling is very popular- but what I cannot understand is them cycling down one of our busiest roads, holding up traffic- when there is huge wide cycle lane right next to it. That I don’t understand

@MrEFinch And taste of

I think that not enough people are prepared to admit that 'overnight oats' have the look and attraction of cold vomit.

@graeme_cobb You don’t even notice it in our id3

Does the Stop/Start function in ICE cars still work? I went for a walk yesterday and walked past a long queue of cars waiting at the traffic lights and all had their engines running (I’m not passing judgement here). And I remembered when my wife had her Mazda and the stop/start rarely worked in that, too. Were the public mis-sold this as emissions reducing tech? Does this work for others? Curious to know if people turn it off if it annoys them, too.

@VinnieSull1van And then the MET office just troll us by saying it was the warmest May on record because of night time highs… they clearly can’t be trusted

Is it just me, or is this one of the worst summers we've had in our lifetimes?

@ReehanaTaj @meralhece Yes absolute ignorance

@allison_tw @meralhece But these same hypocrites are happy to go on the lash on a Friday night, then end up in our curry houses. I've heard white people in my area move out bc an Asian family moved in, & they always said your food smells. Ignorant people.

Yesterday a cab driver told me a man got into his cab a day after Brexit referendum & told him ‘we’ve won, people like you who’ve taken our jobs will be sent back’ Cab driver replied “I’m from Jamaica, I don’t know if you’ve looked at a map, but Jamaica isn’t in the EU” 1/2

@Rothmus …. And for 4 years? Shocker

@LauraPAuthor Multiple Laura’s, Sarah’s, Rachel’s, Sarah’s. Claire, Rebecca/becky/beccas, Nicola, Vicky/Victoria etc!

When I was at secondary school in Cheshire in the 90s, everyone was called Laura, Rachel, or Sarah. My friend Rachel had a sister called Sarah. My sister's friend Sarah had a sister called Laura. And my sister? Rachel, of course.

@Bartlebeans @nazirafzal Lolz

@nazirafzal All cats should be indoor cats to protect wildlife. If that seems unfair on the cat, don’t have a cat. 😬

I’ve never had an “indoor cat” but some friends do isn’t that just a cat that you won’t let out of the house? Its not exactly a choice by the cat is it?

@willlowthewhisp 💯

@Earth2075 A

What’s more frustrating? A. A car doing 60mph in lane 3, of a 4 lane motorway, whilst lanes 1 & 2 are clear. B. A car joining the motorway, who goes from the slip road, immediately across to lane 4, in the fastest possible time.

@AdrianBethune So many private school places are actually taken up by people in the armed forces and another huge portion who moved their kids from state school because they had a problem. I don’t see that chunk changing their minds, people find the money.

@AdrianBethune I had the most incredible state education and I’m a passionate supporter of my older child’s state school, but my younger just happens to go to nursery (cheapest around) at a private school. I’m very friendly with a lot of parents and I haven’t heard one person really complain

None of this stuff is cheap but it's a hell of a lot cheaper than paying £15k- £40k+ for private school a year. State schools have amazing, hard working, dedicated teachers doing amazing things in tough conditions. Fund them properly and there's no need for private schools.

Hosting my 3 and 6 year olds joint family party… do I right now… 🥰🙈

@Kirsty_H220 9pm is the norm but can go as early as 8.30pm. 10pm is a late one 😂

@MichaelaOkla I say this glibly but have a baby 🙃 I had a very bad tree pollen allergy but I did not suffer at all when pregnant and breastfeeding and this year is my first year for 7 years I’ve not been doing either of those… and it’s really not bad at all. I’ve only taken one tablet

@gracefurby 🤢

@TeddLilly77376 @ronsterd89 Yes, same, they moaned for about a day and have never really asked since. They just seem lighter and more carefree without it. We won’t go back to free access phones or iPads.

Do you guys think you had a better childhood without cell phones, Facebook and tablets that all the teens use today?