Allison Schulz, MBA

“Kamala is going to raise taxes” Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

Yearly reminder "Moderate" and "Apolitical" on a dating app is just code for "conservative but ashamed of it”.

not one woman who lived through 2016 is allowing herself to be fully excited right now. the body remembers.

@Austin_Pl Hey you! As someone not involved in the Muslim or Christian religion, they are both just sounds to me! Not interested in debating the content of someone’s prayers to God, but the Lord’s Prayer is really no different than what you just described.

@allisong4 :):) it’s been too long!! Big difference in broadcasting the Muslim Call to Prayer that says that anyone who hears is compelled to recite “Allah is the greatest, Muhammad is the only way to him, etc.” vs church bells sounding a….sound, no??

It’s the same thing as church bells you fucking douche canoe.

Trump says crazy things in a crazy way and Vance says crazy things in a normal way, which is frustrating because not everyone can hear beyond tone.

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners. We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison sounds like a Born This Way Ball interlude

CUT HIS MIC #Debate2024

"First I want to respond on the rallies"

Walz’s son is in tears

Here’s the deal on Project 2025: I coached high school football long enough to know that when somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they plan on using it.

having “not political” on your hinge profile at this point is so crazy to me like… you think you just fell out of a coconut tree??

Like all regular people in America's heartland, JD Vance studied at Yale, had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires, and wrote a bestseller trashing that community. Come on. I can't wait to debate the guy—that is, if he's willing to get off the couch and show up.

Wow, we really get the choice to vote for either a convicted felon or a guy sending our tax dollars to fund the bombing of innocents!!! This is America 🦅 cacawwwwwww 🦅

God willing.

Someday @MetroTransitMN will bring back the 134. I pray for it daily.

i’m obviously NOT depression barbie bc my pride and prejudice choice is the 2005 Matthew Macfadyen version NOT the bbc version

@maggswagger Also the dill pickle dip

Heading out on my first CostCo trip as a member. Any can’t miss frozen food/snack items