lexa (she/her)

my name is alexa i’m 21 years old and i’m ENGAGED AS FUCK @jayparks34

@Amy_Train I heard all of the horror stories about toxic shock syndrome and just couldn’t wear them comfortably!! I never trusted them when it came to leaking or anything else either - i <3 my saalt cup

MENSTRUAL CUPS OR DIE !!!

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

My 9yo son took my iphone and in <5 min sent high rez close up shots of my dog's clenched sphincter to the following: my mom, my biz partner, wife, guy I went to grad school with in 2000, HSBC, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

World’s Smallest Violin by AJR should be the national anthem shit catchy as hell

@alexas_brown fuck em sis - this is all about you & your lova!! focus on what YOU two want together and make it happen, everyone else can kick rocks 🤍 CONGRATS SISTA!!!!

@GHOTlKA you saw oogie boogie’s budussy

JUST MET OOGIE BOOGIE IN DISNEYLAND?2€2!2&

@slvppy pewdie pie slender the arrival

pretend you 10 and this a youtube search bar

We’re supposed to announce Logan and Deadpool will soon be the first R-rated movies on Disney+. But we all know some Disney movies should already be rated R for irreversible trauma.

@lavalamp491 I will never be this strong

I deleted Tinos Tacos number from my phone so the break up is real now

i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”

chicken tortilla soup in the bingo hall is a recipe for disappointment

I’ll add in a kidney

Miley Cyrus/ Never Be Me

I thought I read enough and then there was another slide I am literally losing my shit laughing

@earthluvrx 🤝w/ a hybrid friend who said they would be cute together in high🤝

indica bf 🤝 sativa gf

some of the cool things my cool students made

You know you’re getting old when this is a live pic of you judging all those fireworks that are still going