stephen a. spliff

@courtSANDS Know of one band in my local scene who does this and they can’t manage to draw people over the age of 22

LENGTHY READ: TLDR; metal bands don't write their own music anymore, thats why its becoming stale & all sounding similar. Support music written by bands. MR II - December 19th

Dog who are these uber drivers ALWAYS talking to?

@theonlylindsayb If you call urself a “noise maker” in earnest in my presence, I’m cropdusting u and going home to smoke and chill in solitude

idk why this was served up to me on instagram but what on earth is this person talking about. it would be a miracle in Philadelphia to meet someone who does NOT want to chill and smoke with other noise makers

And yet

“I’m gon hit your business if it’s momentary blissness,” regardless of ironic delivery, is a lyric so bad that it almost ruins the rest of one of my favorite new records in years. A producer w enough experience he should’ve said “uh, fellas…back to the shop with this one, aye?”

Had a dream last night that a boy I like sent me 76ers clips. The bar is really that low for the straights

@JHook_Reborn @Avillani89 @bitcoin__intern @AnimalsRockOn @understanderer1 @BobFakeNameEsq I bought a house in 2021 because a mortgage was cheaper than rent. In 2024 rent has plateaued but inflation has helped increase my tax appraisal & equivalent to rent at best, but barely affordable making almost 50% more than I did 3 years ago. So that’s how it can be bad, dude

what's truly incredible is there's just no way this is true. these people are just wrong or lying. it's just empirically not possible for this to be the case for 52% of the American population! not a single metric supports it!

The tag was also illegible

The first one was a guy who was poly before that was a common thing, except he wasn’t really, he just had side pieces for what I have to assume was also extremely mediocre sex and a fresh audience for the Blade films

It has been so many years since the last time this happened, but I regret to inform me that a third white boy has hit my belongings with a sharpied graff tag

Any suggestions for a sleep & fitness type wearable with a battery that lasts longer than 16 hours, plays well with iOS, & does not cost $700 (after tax & extended warranty) let it RIP

Have been using my brand new *pple w*tch for 3 whole days and I have to say, I simply do not fucking understand the hype. I’ve been a dipshit 🍎 fanboy since the iPod mini, had the first gen iphone…this shit is for dorks and rubes.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is $45 in Chinese food dropped off on your doorstep

i no longer care about "nutting" . i want to serve in the national guard , as a real estate agent

I will never understand why straight men have such a difficult time treating the people they fuck/date/whatever with the same respect they give everyone else

It should be illegal to bring children on airplanes

Absolutely shocked to learn that men are allowed to booty call, but they do not like it when I refer to it as a dick appointment

Resubscribed to Apple Music so I could revisit Failure’s 2015 pseudo-magnum opus The Heart Is A Monster and discovered that all the songs sound just as cool as I remembered, but the lyrics are shit like “after all the change, nothing changed” (literally) Idk record still fucks

Damn dude. I just remembered how sick the Dillinger Escape Plan is