Coral

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Coral

Coral

@allostery07

Unapologetically Yoruba. True Nigerian. Tales here are fictitious.

Nigeria Katılım Mayıs 2018
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oseni rufai
oseni rufai@ruffydfire·
Apga, Pdp, LP,ADC, NDC
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Viral Gospel
Viral Gospel@viralgospelhq·
It is covetousness that will make somebody sell their property in Nigeria and go and be doing care job in America. - Pastor Dolapo Lawal
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Yorubaddies PR Team🫳🏾
“In most Anambra community it is very okay to marry 16 years girl.” Like Peter Obi married his wife when she was 17. According to these women 16 is a marriageable age in “Ibo culture”. Their ancestors did not leave anything but they left them pedophilia.
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Coral@allostery07·
@SirDavidBent He could not save Anambra. He could not save Apuga He could not save PDP He could not save LP He could not save ADC But it's Nigeria he would save... Talk about starting big. Talk about scamming people. Obidiots always.
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Sir David Onyemaizu🦍
Sir David Onyemaizu🦍@SirDavidBent·
If we miss a leader like Peter Obi in 2027, there's no hope for this country. He's not even desperate to be President, that is what makes him stand out from the lot. And that is why he needs to save us from the doom & plagues that await us.
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Elelu Ayoola
Elelu Ayoola@EleluAyoola·
I just pray that Obi will not go and join NYSC thinking it is another Political Party
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STUNNER
STUNNER@Cr7Godbrand·
Have you been to an IVF clinic? It cost me $18,000 to do IVF for my wife at age 34. Out of the three eggs that were inserted, only one worked. We were lucky becuse she was born with a lot of eggs and they had plenty to remove and fertilize. I can’t count how many hundreds of women were in that clinic going through IVF, all there with their husbands. That place was always packed with women. Women in their late 20s and 30s. Some even flew from another state cause it’s cheaper there. In fact, my wife’s friend already had two kids and was trying IVF for a girl at 33, but her eggs were of poor quality and none of them worked. The reality is that women don’t always talk about what they go through to get pregnant. People just see a 35-year-old woman having a baby and assume it happened naturally. When it was my turn in the process, all they needed from me was to ejaculate, and I wasn’t needed again after that. Meanwhile, the women had to take an entire box of medication. And even then, some attempts still failed. You can’t compare the two processes. If a man has low sperm quality, in many cases it can improve with lifestyle changes. But if a woman has poor egg quality, it is far more complex, expensive, and difficult to treat. It’s basic biology: men produce millions of sperm continuously, while women are born with all their eggs and lose them over time. This is why even an 80-year-old man, like Al Pacino, can still father a child. That’s just biology.
UGO SI MBA!@Janefrances_Al

The fact that you all paint a 35years old man as okay and ideal for marriage and a 30 years old woman as too old perplexes me.

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Coral@allostery07·
@maryakpa_n It is not the country's name, it is what fellow Nigerians have done and are doing to foreigners. If anyone say anything against Yahoo yahoo, people like you will attack such individuals to defend the criminal right to defraud innocent foreigners. So, enjoy the image you gave us.
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Maryj 🕊️
Maryj 🕊️@maryakpa_n·
Being a Nigerian is hard and frustrating. I applied for a job. No location was stated. I know clients can see location, or maybe he didn’t pay attention to it at first. He read my proposal, shortlisted me, I passed the interview and the test. He sent the offer. I accepted and started working. After a few days, he said he needed my name and country to document it in his file. I sent it. He said he can’t work with a Nigerian and ended the contract immediately. The money in escrow was about to be refunded to him. I had to report it. After everything, they gave me just 15% for the days I worked. That job messed with my profile and made me sick. Now I’m just thinking… is it the country’s name, or what some Nigerians have done to foreign clients? I understand why some people use VPN to hide their location. I tried it once. I couldn’t keep up with the lie. I left it. It’s tiring. And the way the Nigerian government keeps disgracing us outside just makes it worse for all of us.
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Some of you idiots think I don't know what I am talking about. You're telling me about the new electoral act of 2026. I said "delegates". The former under the previous electoral act are indirect delegates. The new act are direct delegates. They're still delegates. End.
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Coral@allostery07·
@jon_d_doe So your candidate is such a weakling that he is unable to play by the rules of his party's game. He wants everyone to be nice to him and give him the ticket. What happens when he faces real problems if he wins? He will again start crying that life is unfair to him.
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Is it the primaries where delegates betray the people by collecting dollars to elect their candidates?
uzor malasowe@uzur1

@jon_d_doe Why don't you test this your claim/assumptions via a primary election?

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A. Ayofe
A. Ayofe@abdullahayofel·
Now I know Tinubu's Policies Aren't the Problem — By Farooq Kperogi 🔥👇 As I pointed out in my Saturday Tribune column, a common refrain among online devotees of Nigerian opposition figures is that they would rather endure Tinubu until 2031 than support any opposition politician other than their preferred candidate, even as they denounce Tinubu’s policies day and night. That is both mystifying and clarifying. It suggests that, for many of them, the quarrel is not really with Tinubu’s governance, ideology or policies. It is with the fact that their favorite politician is not the one presiding over them. They would tolerate, rationalize, perhaps even loudly defend the very policies they now condemn if those policies came wrapped in the colors of their own candidate. If you are prepared to live through four more years of what you claim to find intolerable simply because you cannot bear the thought of another opposition figure succeeding Tinubu, then Tinubu’s policies are not your problem. Tinubu himself is. More precisely, your problem is Tinubu's occupancy of a seat you believe belongs to someone you admire, worship or share the same identity with. And that is fine. I only appreciate the clarity. Opposition infighting has stripped many people’s politics of its costume and shown that what often disguises as principle is merely identitarian investment. Since many, perhaps most, people don't really have a problem with Tinubu's policies and can tolerate them for four more years as a price to deny the ascendancy of people they don't like, I think it's more psychically liberating to make peace with his second term.
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RbrnJerry
RbrnJerry@RbrnJerry·
My car was stolen and recovered by the CP crack squad IKEJA, and after I was asked to pay #400000 to the tracker agent the claimed to use, they sold my RS 350 Jeep! I have written petition to your office and till now nothing has been done,I have video prove and conversation prove as well and the police officers involved. Please share and tag until Justice ⚖️ is done. Nigeria police and extorting it's citizens. Please help and re-post 🙏 @PoliceNG
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Coral@allostery07·
@jon_d_doe So you think you're influencing anyone's decision to vote Peter Obi? We saw the 'powers' of Obi's social media influencers in 2023, with the way PBAT beat them blue-black-and-brown. His defeat will progress in 2027. Sure, you have an opinion, even a voice, just not influence.
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Some of you ignorant persons think that social media influencers do not have a say when it comes to Nigerian politics. You're jokers. If your parents are not on X, tik tok or IG, they're on Fb or WhatsApp. Social media influencers have a powerful voice. Keep fooling. End.
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Coral@allostery07·
Former Vice President @atiku Abubakar should never listen to the entitled demand of the foul-mouthed @ObidientsGM Obidient supporters to step down for @PeterObi. Atiku is a far more acceptable candidate than Obi as shown by 2023 election results.
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OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬
If the coalition dies because a greedy old bastard lacks the foresight to put aside his personal ambition for the first time in his life and support a credible candidate from the south, then let the coalition die a painful miserable death. A coalition of snakes is bound to die anyway.
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Coral@allostery07·
@Abdulilu1 No. 1, if it's OnlyFans Academy we are talking about.
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Ayo@mariolexxx·
How my mum gave birth to us He-She-He-She What bout you?
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Coral@allostery07·
@jon_d_doe Obi is so principle that he diverted state money into the bank where he had a stake.
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Obi is not ready to give delegates money to elect him as the presidential candidate of a party. And he knows that if he goes for such primaries, he won't win. He wants to become president without inducing people financially. That's a man that wants to lead. Not oppress. End.
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Coral@allostery07·
@jon_d_doe Yours is a very dishonest political take. Asking someone that came 2nd to step aside for someone who came a distant third. And claiming the least desired of the major candidates is the one desired by Nigerians. Obidients can't beat the allegation of being obidiots
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Imagine if Atiku had stepped aside for Obi in 2023 and supported him. Tinubu would not be President by now. No amount of rigging would have stopped Peter Obi from being president. Atiku's ego is depriving Nigerians of the opportunity to be led by who they want. End.
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Coral@allostery07·
@jon_d_doe Obidiots are the most entitled lots anywhere. You came to join a coalition prepared by Atiku and now you expect him to roll over for your lazy gbajuẹ candidate to contest. Delusion of grandeur.
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
Majority of the people say that they don't want you, and that you should step aside and become a respected statesman. But you don't want to. Your greed and ambition is more important than that of the people you want to lead. You'll never smell that seat. End.
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