Ally Parker

To everyone who voted for him: Fuck you. Fuck your selfishness. Fuck your ignorance. Fuck your cruelty. Fuck your racism. Fuck your blind obedience. Fuck your cult. Fuck. You.

My dog is barking for the knocks in Wood in The Life Of A Showgirl and that’s how you know production is 👌

Knowing that George Michael's fam said "yeah, he would have loved the song" after hearing the lyrics is 🤌

Me, knowing I’m going to be insufferable on Friday

The writing of the parents in Overcompensating is A++++

I miss knowing the score 🥴 #Netball #Swifts

@PinkPsychonaut I’ve never been more sun damaged than when I used Korean sunscreen (yes, it said 50spf)

I don't fully trust any sunscreen that isn't Australian. I'm so sorry. Like the Korean babes have cute nice sunscreens, but I'll stick with the country/continent that consistently communicates with the devil and calls it the sun.

@purplepingers Too many of you are stopping before the last line. Yes, pick up your stuff but the cleaning? Nope, that is NOT a tenant’s responsibility.

Peter Markovic Real Estate telling tenants to clean the body corporate’s property (tenants do not have to do this, this is a landlord’s collective responsibility with the rest of the owners in a unit block). If a landlord wants to increase the sale price of their investment property, they can get off their fucking ass and clean a communal area themselves.

@hotmessjunk Have you ever tried… crediting the viral TikTok you ripped this from?

Have you ever tried.... this one?

We need to start making ChatGPT users feel embarrassed. My sister said she used it to write a thank you message the other day and I laid into her. Arent you embarrassed that you cant find the words to properly thank someone without a program telling you how?

Hey, Connections, hated that. Your game - while yes, is NYT - is also global and pictos won’t work for that aspect.

@adexnelsonx Great message, stolen content

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

Lots of huggggsss from Paul #PaulTyson

Of course Tyson walks out and Netflix immediately crashes

@youngbloodtwon We are in the middle of a rental crisis and have wildly imbalanced power with landlords, of course we aren’t joking about the basic human right that is housing

Apparently Australian’s pay high rent and have no humor?

@MacDoesIt For all the dumb dumbs in the comments: most rent is calculated weekly but paid fortnightly - if you don’t know this word, read more. Most full time, salaried employees get paid monthly (some fortnightly).

Wait. Australians… yall pay rent PER WEEK????

It's one banana Michael