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@harr35904358 @cheezedhamz @atdanwhite this was my girl 🩷

@allypasta @cheezedhamz @atdanwhite Good to know

I could never live in a high-rise.

@cheezedhamz @atdanwhite Beagles could survive a nuclear blast

@atdanwhite I wanna know the Beagle that survived a 40 floor drop that's wild he musta fallen onto some disney adults

@vx_pine happy birf pine!!

oh and it is balloon day :D

@mirabetterment @knightsglow my niece (6) guessed that i was 50 😭 i said “baby i’m 30. i’m younger than your dad” and she just said “oh”

@knightsglow My niece (5) guessed I was 15 & I was very flattered but then I told her I was 31 & she cried herself to sleep on the couch so kinda a mixed bag there

Today my kids came to the conclusion I was older than them. I asked them to guess my age and they said 10. Exactly son. Come correct!

@kycklinggull1 @MCFCFxden @VorosTwins And Australia

@MCFCFxden @VorosTwins *Except the US and the UK

Since when did they change TANGLED to RAPUNZEL??? 😭😭

Shoutout to everyone that is not Da Transphobic 😁😁

@definitelydrewb @esjesjesj My friend’s dog killed a few of her chickens so she just… moved him away from the chickens. Didn’t blame him, didn’t shoot him. Just moved him away from them.

@esjesjesj There you go. Now we’ve arrived at what actually happened. Rural life is not city life. It’s much different.

Important reminder that this woman got annoyed by her puppy so she shot it in the head execution style

@tibbinz @gnostic_bf i couldn’t imagine living so close to the city honestly

@gnostic_bf I just assume every Melbournian on here is from Footscray until I'm shown otherwise.

I just assume every Australian on here is from Melbourne until I'm shown otherwise.

why the hell did duolingo suddenly start giving me massive sentences full of words i’ve never learned 😭 all the answers were also words i’ve never learned 😭😭 talk about setting me up to fail @duolingo

i hate binge now

i was literally just watching the last of us on @binge and the second it hit midnight it was GONE 😭😭 wtf man

@rebirthcanal Talking over someone, interrupting them and ignoring them is also something people should overcome as teenagers. However, it's not and they don't. Inviting someone to speak and then doing all that stuff is infinitely more rude than just being vaguely "annoying"

@effystfu @headlikahole she’s so cute 😭😭

@headlikahole exactlyyyy had mine since she was a baby for over a year now and she has never growled or bit someone even once and loves people like crazy

this is how chihuahuas are supposed to act just btw and if you treat them right they will be ur best friend

@dieinvrarms @spicyroxxi @frankoc3ans nah she said an oscar nominee

i’m glad you were bold enough to say her name when saying this

That Uber Eats discourse is frustrating me so much, I feel like I’m going insane. Doesn’t matter if you’re white, black, brown, elphaba green, avatar blue - having a false identity on an app where you know someone’s address is obviously going to be alarming to women.

@SaeedDiCaprio i’m not sure mine really says anything about me

@katiopolis i actually had to do a size conversion recently and no matter what i googled, i couldn’t get a proper answer, chatgpt was the only thing that answered my questions :(

maybe i’m stupid but i genuinely don’t understand what people use chat gpt for. like what can that do for you that googling and thinking can’t

@geefizzle_ ily more!!

@allypasta ilysm ally🥺🥺🥺

i moved in with my partner🥹 he spent all afternoon setting up our gaming room & cable managing my PC so it was perfect for me🥺 this is what being loved properly is like huh

“I hate men” Unless it’s the Da Vinki Twins 😁😁