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Definitely Not Tim
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Definitely Not Tim
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Worth remembering that for all the problems with the ndis the idea was originally from the (economically conservative) productivity commission. These voucher programs are always favoured by neoliberals that have zero idea how reality works and how these programs are rorted.
cosmic jester@cosmicjester
What is the ‘choice to use grandparents’ thing about? Is that illegal, or are they advocating for grandparents to get tax dollars to spend time with their own grandkids?
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@WarioArgento The better version of this is indexing MP salaries to something like 1.5x the median wage for full time workers. That is the traditional left wing demand; a worker’s wage for representatives. Not an elite wage
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@tracksuitpant Lack of sexual attraction to long distance runners
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Okay I’m not a runner but why are the nietzchean vitalists against running now?
Alexander 𖤓 Nietzschean Vitalist@UbermenschMind
Marathoners physique vs Sprinters physique
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@TheKnownLover Well I mean that song was written by a queen no?
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Speaking of historical accuracy, here is an adaptation of one of the most important pieces of English literature, The Knight’s Tale by Chaucer, known as the father of English literature. Anyway, here’s the crowd singing We Will Rock You. Nobody cared.
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i dont think theres ever been tv branding as good as bbc three's 2008 branding. it captures both the frutiger aero era and late 00s british culture so well
it was also, like, the best era of the channel overall
ATee@ateegd_
late 00s BBC my beloved
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@NondescriptRed He’s vastly more charismatic (low bar), is successful locally, isn’t tarred by half a dozen unforced error scandals, and is much more willing to pander left
And yes will be basically the same, though maybe more popular
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He isn't really, or at least it's too early to tell. I feel like vibes is kinda annoying underestimated factor here though.
🔶Alexander🔶@testosteroneHAV
Apart from vibes why is burnham actually better than starmer ? I literally dont know what he will do to win back green voters or win over reform voters Can someone explain?
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@JamesEisen1891 2015 was an interesting time. Peak of China-West mutual trade opportunity salivation. The amount of Asian century hype in my private high school was unbelievable
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“chat,
grant me the copium to accept the things i cannot change,
the dawg in me to change the things i can,
and the elite ball knowledge to know the difference
type shit”
*congregation in unison*
“type shit”
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@horriblelizard “Bond, your target is embedded in a naval convoy known as ‘the flotilla’. We’ve managed to secure access with a fake identity—but you’ll need to wear this keffiyeh at all times as a disguise. Once you’re with Thunberg, pull on this tassel and a poisonous gas will be released”
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language acquisition is so cool because ppl use words in unusual ways to substitute for ones they don’t know exist. A chinese friend just told me they were auditioning for a role as an NPC in a film, by which they meant extra
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who decided that it was Saturday in the New World when it is Sunday in the Old World and not the other way around? how do religious people in the western hemisphere know that they aren’t keeping the sabbath a day late? what if the international dateline is the work of the devil?
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Victory to the Iraq resistance!!!
Anthony Emerson❤️🌲🦞🇾🇪🌹@AnthonyMEmerson
Holy fucking shit. From Platner’s interview with the NYT.
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it’s annoying how trams don’t show their numbers on the inside
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@pippercorn Oops almost started some wild esoteric discourse by accident
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Guy with a sign "goyim lives matter" also has an AI generated placard of Trump and Netanyahu. Kinda feel like we should drive these people from our movement with the zeal of a trust fund kid shutting down a paper seller at a rally.
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@shadowfan198 @girlcloudnine That moment when you match with glados on hinge
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@girlcloudnine Yeah I don’t want my partner running eight month long experiments on me. That would upset me no matter what the experiment actually was
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I wouldn't be with someone who doesn't want to have sex for no reason for 8 months. I have deep intimacy non sexual friendships I'm looking for sexual intimacy in my romantic relationship
these takes make more sense when u realize they're radfem lesbians
lu@hilosfemi2
everyone mad but stop having sex for your boyfriend for 8 months see if he still loves you so much lmao
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new level of hell unlocked: shepherding 30 6 year old boys through live action minecraft rp
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If only Andrew could lead by example and find his people by joining a faction
Andrew Leigh@ALeighMP
New to Canberra and looking to make friends? Here are 54 ways to find your people – from parkrun and book clubs to volunteering, trivia nights, dog walks, film groups and cooking classes. Canberra’s a city that rewards joiners. act.gov.au/our-canberra/l… #reconnected
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