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Definitely Not Tim

@tibbinz

your favourite account’s favourite account (male pronouns) same @ on insta & bluesky

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Definitely Not Tim
Definitely Not Tim@tibbinz·
procrastinating on work is a powerful motivator for terrible ideas
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cosmic jester
cosmic jester@cosmicjester·
Worth remembering that for all the problems with the ndis the idea was originally from the (economically conservative) productivity commission. These voucher programs are always favoured by neoliberals that have zero idea how reality works and how these programs are rorted.
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What is the ‘choice to use grandparents’ thing about? Is that illegal, or are they advocating for grandparents to get tax dollars to spend time with their own grandkids?

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@WarioArgento The better version of this is indexing MP salaries to something like 1.5x the median wage for full time workers. That is the traditional left wing demand; a worker’s wage for representatives. Not an elite wage
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antipodean scourge@TheKnownLover·
Speaking of historical accuracy, here is an adaptation of one of the most important pieces of English literature, The Knight’s Tale by Chaucer, known as the father of English literature. Anyway, here’s the crowd singing We Will Rock You. Nobody cared.
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ATee@ateegd_·
i dont think theres ever been tv branding as good as bbc three's 2008 branding. it captures both the frutiger aero era and late 00s british culture so well it was also, like, the best era of the channel overall
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late 00s BBC my beloved

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Definitely Not Tim@tibbinz·
@NondescriptRed He’s vastly more charismatic (low bar), is successful locally, isn’t tarred by half a dozen unforced error scandals, and is much more willing to pander left And yes will be basically the same, though maybe more popular
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Definitely Not Tim@tibbinz·
@JamesEisen1891 2015 was an interesting time. Peak of China-West mutual trade opportunity salivation. The amount of Asian century hype in my private high school was unbelievable
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“chat, grant me the copium to accept the things i cannot change, the dawg in me to change the things i can, and the elite ball knowledge to know the difference type shit” *congregation in unison* “type shit”
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Definitely Not Tim@tibbinz·
@horriblelizard “Bond, your target is embedded in a naval convoy known as ‘the flotilla’. We’ve managed to secure access with a fake identity—but you’ll need to wear this keffiyeh at all times as a disguise. Once you’re with Thunberg, pull on this tassel and a poisonous gas will be released”
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Beesus
Beesus@Lord_Beesus·
Woke Rhodesian who calls it So Called Zimbabwe
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Definitely Not Tim@tibbinz·
language acquisition is so cool because ppl use words in unusual ways to substitute for ones they don’t know exist. A chinese friend just told me they were auditioning for a role as an NPC in a film, by which they meant extra
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Definitely Not Tim@tibbinz·
who decided that it was Saturday in the New World when it is Sunday in the Old World and not the other way around? how do religious people in the western hemisphere know that they aren’t keeping the sabbath a day late? what if the international dateline is the work of the devil?
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it’s annoying how trams don’t show their numbers on the inside
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Ryan Higginson🔻🇵🇸
Guy with a sign "goyim lives matter" also has an AI generated placard of Trump and Netanyahu. Kinda feel like we should drive these people from our movement with the zeal of a trust fund kid shutting down a paper seller at a rally.
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communist captain obvious 🍉
new level of hell unlocked: shepherding 30 6 year old boys through live action minecraft rp
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