Bob Narshe

@jimnarlene @octopuscaveman 'Unready' doesn't mean what we think it means - the Anglo Saxon version of that word meant something like 'badly advised'. And Æthelred meant 'well advised'. So his name was a pun - 'Well Advised the Badly Advised'. Credit to David Mitchell for that fact.

@octopuscaveman Æthelred the Unready, is right up there.

Robert the Bruce is the funniest name in history. It’s like hi I’m Bob the Frank and this is my friend Phil the Ted.

@mediaevalpussy @octopuscaveman It's an Anglicised version of his father's name, Robert de Brus.

@octopuscaveman wait i always thought bruce meant something like brave or something

@ActualBraun @octopuscaveman Charles the Bad is my favourite

@octopuscaveman Charles the Bald and Pepin the Short wishing they could have been “the Bruce”

@octopuscaveman His father was called Robert de Brus. Then it got weirdly Anglicised for his son, probably because of a falling out with the Europeans.

@honeymoon250 Well yes, obviously. Your mistake may be going to look for them in bars and clubs....

Do men exist in the world who do not drink Alcohol?

@otokyo__ Anyone who says yes needs to get a grip lol

Do you consider this fat?

@clairebubblepop The difference is very simple. Ex-pats are white 👍

Ok someone explain to me like I’m 5yr how an ex-pat is different from a migrant? You don’t learn the language, you don’t live by the culture, you don’t pay taxes… at least migrants want to contribute to our society. Get me?

@TuckyVersionOne And Octopussy might be the worst title for any film ever.

@TuckyVersionOne I feel like a lot of Roger's films are unfairly criticised. Moonraker is the only genuinely bad one, and even that is bad in a fun, silly way.

Never understood why The Man with the Golden Gun is viewed so unfavourably. Has its flaws, but: -Banger of a title track -Brilliant villain -Memorable finale -The car stunt (minus the whistle) -Incredible locations -Bond and Scaramanga sparring -And of course, Roger

@MbarkCherguia Dignity

Men, what is stopping you from dressing like this?

@modernhistory Omg! What happened to Al Pacino? What a mystery this is!

What happened to Tom Hardy?

@a328ab4286dd484 @DefiantLs Almost as if what is actually shaming them is being a big old fatty, nothing to do with the word at all. And before people jump down my throat - I'm fat. I just don't bother pretending otherwise because who exactly am I kidding?

@DefiantLs What's the fucking point? So we no longer call people obese to avoid shaming them, but then they get called whatever new name they replace it with, and that shames them🤦‍♀️. Whoever came up with this shit has too much time on their hands.

What do we call them instead?

@DefiantLs Dimensionally challenged

@nicksortor Well, you see, it's because we're not dumb enough to assume that something is true just because the orange moron has tweeted it. And it wasn't true, was it little buddy?

Absolutely INCREDIBLE 🤣 AFTER President Trump announced Iran agreed to RE-OPEN the Strait of Hormuz… … UK PM Keir Starmer announced the UK and France are “leading” a “MILITARY MISSION” to re-open the Strait of Hormuz These people are WORTHLESS 😂🤡 Time to leave NATO!

@otokyo__ Swedes

Without using Google - Name ONE thing from Sweden

@InsideLucysHead 🤣🤣🤣👏

My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania... Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

@Maddytx76 We miss the days when conservatives were just conservative instead of fascists.

I miss the days when liberals were just tree huggers instead of retards.

@_InfoGram_ Lol, who do you think is still ahead?!

BREAKING 📢: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump is on the Verge of Becoming the Most Lying President in American History.

@Gunblaze1969 L'Oreal

Handsome guy needs a name

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!