alnomds (he/they) 🏳️‍⚧️

go check out a trans boy's spicy account over here 😉 twitter.com/al_nomds?t=kF7…

attention ADHD people: there is a post-it app i repeat there is an official post-it note app where you can move them around on a canvas and color code and customize all kinds of shit

sorry this account is OF promo rn, i wanna make a new account maybe but i wont have followers lmao

check out my onlyfans in the comments lmao

i posted on my OF yesterday go pay me onlyfans.com/al.nomds

go show my partner some love if you will @ChaoticSkye

i am absolutely devastated to learn from my coworker that shrines and lightroots are in the same places on the map. do you even know how far into this game i already am

i turned off almost all my twitter notifications and i have never been more at peace

me after looking both ways carefully and stopping for a pedestrian: "i almost just killed that guy"

and i dont need cream of tartar this is such a godsend for my common spontaneous random need for snickerdoodles hummingbirdhigh.com/2020/12/snicke…

im so absolutely dead serious when i say these are the best snickerdoodles I've ever made

@pablopples @liaaaa_rose just make them go get it and bypass the doordash part

@liaaaa_rose doordash some taco bell so by the time the munchies kick in you'll have taco bell 😎 (also im doordashing so ill deliver for u pls)

@trainwrecktony ive locked my keys in my car many times. finally recently i opened my trunk to find the label sticker with the code to the drivers side door that i couldn't figure out i will never be locked out again provided i can find the picture

almost had a panic attack bc i thought i locked my keys in my car but they were just in a different pocket 🫠

@AdamWojas @skatie420 i thought this was a dog

@skatie420 thats so cute, have a catpic

@xsc3nexguyx @RuthWerhan @AK40Kevin7 @Bensam123TV @fuckyouiquit fuck off

Existing part-time workers at UPS who earn as little as $15.50 an hour to start will be raised up to $21 per hour immediately. Unions WORK!

@trainwrecktony 🤨 its not my fault you're not sending them

for a gay man, i have a surprisingly low number of friends i can send drag queen memes to

@trainwrecktony i guess you don't know me well enough

i am the funniest person i know it’s true