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@todayyearsold you might be genuinely stupid if you didn't realise that tactile lines are for the visually impaired

The fact that I’ve never seen a sign or been told that those lines are for the blind shows how accessability is still not prioritized

@bankertobuilder all of you need to be shot

Before and after Client was sick of the dusty old floors that were often cold in the winter We fixed it up with something tasteful and modern

@squirtstain i genuinely thought we were talking about the cat being the child until they said nonverbal autistic 😭

the neighbor just rung our doorbell and was like “is this your son he just ran into my kitchen and then ran out and went inside your car” and i was like no i’ve never seen this child before in my life and then she was like “well he won’t say where his parents are i think he’s nonverbal autistic im gonna call 911” and meanwhile the kid is still hanging out inside my car watching youtube on his iphone with the volume all the way up #BeastMode and then it’s like soap opera dramatic his mom appears and is like omg i found him thats my autistic son and then 3 cop cars pull up which feels like overkill but also not and the kid and mom go home and then one of the cops is like “is this your vehicle can i go inside your house and take down your information” and “i’m like okay sure whatever” and then i took this cute foot pic of all of us (im wearing my moms lemon pepper steppers because i was legit so caught off guard) and the cop is like “if there’s any damages to your vehicle you can call us and blah blah blah” and im like Wtf am i supposed to Sue the autistic 9 year old? he just watched YouTube in there officer. and yeah that just happened

@Strategon_161 hauptsache die ficken dadurch ihre eigenen lieblingskinder ins knie, wollen dass alle zur bundeswehr gehen, und kreieren dann ein system, bei dem man fürs ofte umziehen bestraft wird

Schufa gehört abgeschafft und jeder der daran hält gehört an den Galgen

@zeeby_x @Hezbolsonaro

@Hezbolsonaro Why aren't they learning English. Way more useful as a second language than fucking Italian. What the fuck are they smoking over there?

I never considered that Australian schoolchildren would learn Indonesian. Maybe I’m a bad person.

@Civixplorer americans not understanding that every country teaches foreign languages that actually make sense to their location and australian kids would have zero use for spanish 😭

🗣️ Top three languages taught in Australian school by state or territory.

@esjesjesj selfish towards the kid tbh, they're gonna get like 40 years with their parents (who are too old to remember what being a child/teenager is like and the struggles that come with it) and then be alone

I’m sorry what is the issue

@stars4lucy even if its edited, brooke monks head is white noise with or without AI slop added to it

i have never looked at someone and been so confident that their head is just white noise 24/7

@phainomenons not only is her original hairline atrocious but she somehow created an even worse one with her edges???

what’s funny about this answer quickly

@dieworkwear @zucchinibambini phew, i thought you actually had a bad take for the first time ever

@zucchinibambini my actual answer is banana favorite snack is mango with tajin. close second is watermelon with salt and lemon.

mangos

Bro took the unlimited bacon

@kaiinurwalls wait till they find out that people kill themselves over depression

are we deadass

@technorodrigo a child at 44 that man is evil

this is how i find out alonso has a child???😭

@enchantizzle @BReguided taking off her shoes AND putting something under her feet? this is the gold standard of politeness.

@BReguided meanwhile last time i was in germany...

If I’m going to get fined for drinking beer on a train in Germany, what am I even doing here?

@samueljenkinson leaving my cat at the vet to get spayed and getting the notifcation of "toph was left behind" yeah thanks jackass

Boarded the ferry in tears, including the whole time they searched me and my bag. Must have looked like a right fucking dickhead.

@EchorinP it's pretty standard to have to bring your pwn kitchen when you move, and for houses/apartments to be rented out without them 🫠

(wanted to answer on main) - You can legally drink at 16 here - all our windows have a half-open mode, where it opens on top instead of at the side to let air in - our drivers license costs thousands of euros to get, - we make 0 small talk and if you ask us how we're doing we WILL answer honestly - our plastic bottles all come with a default deposit that you can get back if you return them - we eat raw minced pork which is safe for consumotion (and it slaps) - The German Stare (tm) (we dont do it on purpose) - when your in a doctors office, you greet every person that enters. apparently thats not normal elsewhere - autobahn (tm) feel free to add on if you know of more thats all i can think of lmao

@Cherriwxlf_ @yvessirae are you people illiterate, it's his niece, otherwise she would be a product of sibling incest 🤦‍♀️

@yvessirae Incest by accident is already devastating enough. But discovering it through your own hidden child? That’s trauma layered on trauma.

My uncle had a 7-month affair with a waitress in our town. Nobody knew until it eventually got exposed. When my mom (his sister) finally saw the woman he’d been seeing, she literally fainted on the spot. Turns out…the waitress was the daughter she had given up for adoption years ago.

@Giodude1580 they're both godawful people but one is a little more pedophilic

I’m being so serious are they not the same guy

@helloitsme11224 @RealPostFolder who's gonna tell him

@RealPostFolder Interesting that she states they’re treating her medically as a male vs female implying she thinks there’s a difference in how one receives treatment based on biology.

@thechosenberg the problem is right there and yet he is still too blind to address it head on

Honestly with how few of these exist now you could probably make good money with this as a novelty joint