AlphaMale

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AlphaMale

@alphaXalfa

Hi. I’m a comedian, I dance and model and shit oh yeah i also make funny videos on the Internet , almost forgot. ZinQ

Katılım Kasım 2012

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AlphaMale@alphaXalfa·25 Şub

Me: *does three crunches* Me: "Once I glo on these hoes they gone need sunglasses to see me shine "

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Hazumi 🦁⚔️ 【HEIRS】@hazumiaileen·1d

Asked the guy at dunkin donuts for a “boston creampie” and he said “uh, boston cream???” and i actually want to cry now

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dinosaur@dinosaurs1969·1d

guy who doesnt respect the walkie talkie rules: ugh, im so hungover guy who does: rlly 👀? over

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Antifa_Ultras@ultras_antifaa·1d

“Now available in tactical black!”

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Parker💧@ParkerOlad·1d

Lost my homie last year… 💔 Today I saw his girl celebrating 3 year anniversary with another guy. I'm learning life 💔

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𝟮𝟭.🛸@Big_tagg·1d

DONT get lazy on you, you promised yourself & prayed for it. Get to work

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luna@lunarfq·1d

WHOEVER TOUCHES THIS POST WILL BECOME FINANCIALLY STABLE THIS YEAR. AFFIRM AMEN!!!

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Jett@imyjett·1d

only thing i’m fucking is funny

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Ms. B.C. Justice@bc_justice3·1d

DC Character Marilyn Moonlight

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Qadi@Bigqadi·1d

Well then, fuck you and your wife.

iza@izamamaa

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱 "Insulting Israel is like insulting my wife" - U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee

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gianmarco@GianmarcoSoresi·2d

I do suspect this made her cry more than him dying

DRUSKI@druski

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

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𝓟𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓼𝓮 🏂@tufpraise·2d

This must go so hard if you're stupid

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KHAN'✨@khanofkhans11_·2d

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

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‎Wojak Codes@wojakcodes·2d

read this every time you feel shy talking to new people

✧@northstardoll

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Sassington, M.C.@MissSassbox·3d

top ten community note of all time

eggnog@cuntybunnygirl

why is pee always yellow in cartoons when it’s a reddish brown color irl

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Right Wing Cope@RightWingCope·2d

???

Ted Cruz@tedcruz

Beneath contempt.

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K.@IbaraEleven·3d

I’m so used to US politicians pretending to be powerless that this feels like a headline from another universe

Pop Base@PopBase

Zohran Mamdani’s administration has secured $1.8 million in restitution for 800+ NYC fast food and retail workers whose labor rights were violated.

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The Uncgorithm@chiweethedog·3d

she got that shit on

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HedgehogRNBW🌈 KRGS@SpaceKitaaRiSE·2d

old black folk that been friends they whole life sittin out on the porch

⛧-𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖒𝖞-⛧@bblaspphemyy

🐲🦖

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𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗@LucifersTweetz·2d

Erika Kirk should just forgive Druski like she did her husband's killer.

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Mymmel@Ved_art2·2d

Im gonna say its practise/study, but I really just wanted to draw some tummy

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