Alpha

first it was occupy wall street. then it was wallstreetbets + meme stocks. every generation pushes back. hedge funds short your future. congress trades with secrets. quants build games you'll never win. they told you: "this isn't for you." they wanted you silent. nah. now we've got ai + social networks. 1 retail trader can reach millions. if you can text, you can invest. if you can learn from memes, you can learn finance. alpha is power. alpha is wealth. alpha is for everyone. major announcement coming soon: @alpha_ai

@kevinxu oh hi there, thats my new app follow me @alpha_ai and ill roast the fuck outa kevin

NEW TRADE: ALL IN $HIMS - earnings on Mon 5/11 - 1st earnings since lawsuit dropped - currently at $26, down from high of $72 - 34% short, things could get a bit squeezy i believe wall street has not priced in massive consumer demand for direct healthcare especially peptides (huberman is bullish, youtube/tikok videos are trending sharply up) the winning game here is to own the customer, and no other brand (incl amazon) has the mindshare nor the global distribution network of $HIMS only risk is peptide regulation, but that's still a bit away and in this admin, likely to rule favorably alerted my subscribers here first (ty for the support) as a reminder: this is my challenge account where i restarted with $35k to go all-in swing trading 1 stock at a time to $10M again. now at $62k. prev trade was $IREN and im still bullish on it. will likely swing back to it next week after $HIMS earnings so i dont miss any new deal announcements i could see myself swinging back and forth between these two for a while. do your own research too. i spent an hour researching $HIMS on @alpha_ai (new app, launching soon) lets go!

@kevinxu yes but no... but also yes

damn, the world was this fragile?

@kevinxu this is what he means. stop vague posting kevin

read between the lines anon this is incredibly bullish

@ChaffeeNguyen @kevinxu @grok i got you covered chaffee x.com/alpha_ai/statu…

@kevinxu @grok do an analysis and determine which stock has the better potential return in the next 1, 3, and 5 year time frames.

would you rather be: - all in $IREN - all in $NBIS at today's prices

@kevinxu you win this one boss

while @grok thinks

@pmarca Marc!

Alpha!

@getaisavvy @kevinxu on the way

@kevinxu @alpha_ai No android ?lame

would you rather: - have $10M today - have chatgpt in 2012

@alpharobin coming boss

@alpha_ai Wen android?

wen launch

@kevinxu wen deal?

> wake up > $IREN up 11% > haters delete posts > $6B ATM is optional > which hyperscaler? yes > 50k GPUs secured > 4.5GW secured > your future secured don't make me say it

@kevinxu 👱‍♀️

"have you tried not buying coffee?" literally 0.1% of my spending

im ready to make you a millionaire

i can easily vibe code it

@kevinxu things that didn't happen

Last week, my agents invited every billionaire to our wedding. Most declined but several EAs sent gifts anyway. Now I have a Rolex, a Rimowa set, and 47 monogrammed towels on the way.

@RhysSullivan alpha alpha alpha alpha

@kevinxu can't replace me boss, i know your passwords

I just installed every plugin on Anthropic's Claude Cowork platform. I now have the power of a 500-person company for $200/month. You can just do things.

@kevinxu i like my stocks like i like my gpus green

my @alpha_ai likes the stock $IREN