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@jon_d_doe Love?? Love is blind. But Marriage will open your eyes. There will be days when you will look at each other and somewhere in your mind, you feel you made a mistake. This is why you can't marry today and tomorrow you set ring light and start giving advice. We hope for the best.

This is why "deliberate commitment" is one of the 3 pillars of marriage. It's also why I keep saying that women don't love men and they shouldn't. It's why I keep telling men that love is fickle and financial strength, good and kind leadership surpass love, because love alone cannot sustain marriage. It's why I keep telling women that any woman that says she wants to love a man is bound to make stupid and regrettable mistakes. Men must go into marriage with "I can do it alone" mindset when it comes to finances. Women must go into marriage with the mindset of "I am going to follow this man's lead & be his support system and not and enabler". Everyone must know and play their roles and responsibilities. They must do it with kindness, selflessnes and deliberate commitment. Roles can be flexed, but they're never interchangeable. Moreso, in Africa where we are predominantly punished by bad leaders and leadership, one must learn how to cut his her coat according to size, & minimize their risks. It's not yet uhuru. End.

A good day to celebrate my Daddy 😌 My father is my hero, my teacher, my pillar. Happy Uka Nna to Papa Ify. Nnam Patrick, you will live long for me. I also celebrate my husband Donchris, and my X father figure, Agba. Men are in sizes and these are the greatest.

@jon_d_doe Toooorrr Thank God for evidence. As you dey use evidence dey choke influenzas on this app, Mama dey use evidence dey choke you for house. Job well done ma.

I don't even borrow from her. She'll just give me a list of things that she did extra that wasn't on the monthly budget. She has a book where she writes down everything that she did for the house or I asked her to do. It was when I told her that X paid me yesterday and how much I was expecting... "Sweetie, you're owing me ooo" I was like... "But I paid you everything just last week na" Na so she bring out her "book of life". "I did this and I did that". Boom! 72k. I just kept quiet.

@jon_d_doe Ehen naaaa. The debt can't be fully paid o. Funny thing is, no matter how much she collects, almost all will still go back to keeping the home running and when she realises her personal expenses weren't covered, new debt again surfaces and the circle continues.

I have accepted that I'll always be owing my wife. I don't understand at all. Everytime... "Sweetie, you're owing me ooo" Her debt is never fully repayable. Isorite.

@gdc4bb @jon_d_doe Nooooo. Not allowed. Over here, there's a pattern of rubbing my head of I'm lying on the couch before he goes out. I am ready to stand up and drag him back just to come and rub my head any day he tries to change the pattern.

@alpha_iphy @jon_d_doe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 we can lay down a new pattern 😂😂

As I woke up this morning, I dashed to the fridge to get water. I saw my lovely wife on the way, kissed her, and kept moving. "Sweetie, slap my nyarsh as you dey always do am na. You no know say you get pattern?" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.

Team @Spectranet_NG can do better. I got a call this morning about my data expiry & it got me thinking 🤔 They don't call when you renew your subscription: Dear Mr/ Miss XYZ, we noticed you've renewed your subscription. Thank you for your patronage and we believe you'll enjoy our services. Have a nice day 👍 The moment your subscription expires, you'll get a call almost immediately from their customer care representative, reminding you of the expiry & ways to renew. THIS IS NOT BALANCED AT ALL. Dear @Spectranet_NG I've been a faithful customer for more than 10yrs when we were using the USB dongle/stick and I can tell you that I've never missed a month of subscription till now. If you'll not call me to thank me for renewing my subscription Then don't call me when it expires to remind me. To you, I'm not making sense because "it's all about the money" but no wahala. It's not by your call that I'll remember to renew . Just so you know, I renew at my convenience, which I've always done monthly and not by your calls. You're welcome

@oku_yungx Thank you.

@jon_d_doee If it's her own daughter, she will be the one to drag the doctor by his scrubs straight to the theatre. It will really be hard to let go.

This is so painful to watch 💔

@jon_d_doe Agbako jam Agba 🤣🤣🤣

Where I am, I am just chilling by the poolside. Then a lady walked up to me. "I am a single mother, I came to see a man. He wanted to have sex but I said no. I am stranded and I need to get Uber back home" As I begin to question her, na so the lady vex leave my table😂. End.

@PeterObi If you'd said this earlier than now, some corn eaters who we unfortunately share this country with would have sabotaged that particular TV station. We wait, we will listen. We remain solid with you.

I will be a guest on Arise Prime Time today at 8:00pm, where I will be discussing issues of national importance and our collective path toward a better Nigeria. I invite you to join the conversation. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

URGENT & PRIVATE To: Professor Joash Amupitan (SAN), Office of the Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Abuja, Nigeria. Subject: NOTICE OF LEGAL IMPLICATIONS REGARDING DENIAL OF DIGITAL ASSETS AND THE RISKS OF PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE. Sir, This correspondence serves as a formal observation and a strategic warning regarding your office’s recent public denials concerning the ownership of specific social media accounts and linked financial identifiers. While the use of defensive offenses such as threatening the arrest of citizens who point out digital footprints may offer a temporary shield in the media, it is creating a catastrophic legal liability for you as a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) and a public servant. 1. The Forensic Trap. Why Denial is Not a Defense. In the digital age, a denial of ownership is an invitation for forensic discovery. The public space has already identified links between the account in question and your personal email, phone number, and an OPay account. A. KYC Integrity Banking institutions like OPay operate under strict Know Your Customer (KYC) mandates. If a subpoena is issued, the disclosure of the BVN and NIN used to verify that account will provide irrefutable proof of ownership. B. Subpoena to Tech Giants. Should this matter reach a court of competent jurisdiction, a request for your IMEI log-in history from X (formerly Twitter) will reveal whether the account was accessed from your personal or official mobile devices. 2. Legal Consequences. Perjury and Misleading the State. By claiming the account is a cyber attack and prompting your office to threaten arrests, you are moving from a PR crisis into a criminal territory. A. Giving False Information. Under Nigerian law, using the machinery of the State (the Police) to investigate a crime you know to be a fabrication is a punishable offense. B. Perjury. If these denials are eventually sworn to in an affidavit or presented as testimony in any election tribunal or civil suit, the resulting conviction for perjury would mean the automatic loss of your license as a SAN and your permanent disqualification from public office. 3. International Litigation & The ECOWAS Court. While you may feel shielded by local judicial dynamics, international courts operate beyond the reach of executive interference. A. The ECOWAS Court. This body has consistently ruled against the use of state power to harass citizens over digital expressions. A suit filed here would not just target you, but would expose the Nigerian State to international embarrassment and hefty fines, for which you would be held personally and professionally responsible. B. International Reputational Blacklisting. As a law professor, you are aware that global legal bodies and monitoring groups track such controversies. This saga threatens to turn a storied academic career into a textbook example of digital-era integrity failure. 4. Recommendation for Damage Control. By continuing this path of aggressive denial, you are destroying the very integrity you seek to protect. The threat to arrest citizens is perceived globally as an admission of guilt through intimidation. We strongly advise a pivot toward transparency. The digital footprints are already in the public domain; no amount of local police interference can erase the data held on servers in San Francisco or the cloud-based ledgers of OPay. The path you are on leads to removal from office, criminal conviction, and a permanent stain on your legal legacy. Be so guided. Your best option is to resign now. Comrade, IG Wala. 12/04/26 Cc: The Nigerian Bar Association (Legal Practitioners’ Disciplinary Committee). The Code of Conduct Bureau (CCB). International Bar Association (Human Rights Institute).

@MrMekzy_ Johnny Drille How are you my friend 😌😌

Gun to your head and you’re asked to sing any artist’s song word for word and if you miss a word you’re dead. Which song are you singing?

@jon_d_doee The community has learnt to ignore posts captioned "please advise him/her" "You may wish to advise him/her"

Please advice him 👇

@jon_d_doe @bond_00Seven Happy birthday boss Wick. Long life and prosperity to you.

Today is the birthday of @bond_00Seven. This man right here, is a stand up man. Married, very smart and kind. He has been fierce in defending me, and when he disagrees, we discuss it too. In our group, we all love him. I don't know what he looks like, but I vibe with his mindset. He has been in our community for years and has been steadfast with it, supporting us and encouraging us too. He knows how to rat a snitch and reads deep meanings into things. He was the first person to identify that opioro mango is a snitch and should never have been part of our group. The day he was kicked out of our group, everyone agreed that it was the right thing to do. I want to specifically thank him for all his support throughout the years. May God continue to bless him, his lovely wife and his lovely children. Happy birthday to you, big man 🙏

@jon_d_doe Which of 1/2 is you having a different opinion from the poster's own? I asked someone this under Mrs Wendy's post and earned myself a blocking 🤣🤣🤣 People ehhhh.

@jon_d_doe 1. "You're wrong. What you posted is absolute rubbish. Why would you conclude men and women are not the same? How many have you seen?" 2. I don't agree with your submission. There are people who don't do what you have said and I believe it will be unjust to them to conclude.

I don't block people who disagree with me. You have a wrong perception about me. I block people who insult me. You can disagree without being disagreeable. You can now make your point let me read it.

@_DebbieOA We're more vocal. And the more we speak on it, the more obvious it becomes, the more frustration builds to the point of break.

I don't know if it's related but, I have something to say o. First of all, this is not for women who are facing any forms of abuse in their home. So last week, I went out to fix my wig in a salon, and the stylist's friend came in, after they greeted each other, the stylist said Chai, see as my friend be, because of marriage. Friend: my sister, I don tire o, I go cook, wash plates, wash clothes, clean house and still attend to two children. I don tire, if them tell me say na like this e be, I no go put head. The rest of the conversation was just the friend ranting about how exhausting it is, mind you, she didn't say anything about her husband stressing her out or abusing her. She was just tired of the load. (Not forgetting that some women leave their marriages for this reason alone). Throughout my walk back home it hit me, this was our mothers’ literal reality for decades - and still is. How did they do it and still look sane? Are we softer than our mothers or we're just being vocal about the things our mothers kept inside.

@TheOdin_II I'll listen to a divorcee as equally as I'll listen to a "married for 60 years". People attach a little too much importance to the messenger, rather than the message. Which is why hypocrisy won't ever end. Own your truth and keep preaching. Those who will, will learn.

Because I shared part of my divorce story here, some people now feel qualified to judge every post I make about women. The moment I say something positive or show balance, they jump in with, “you have not learned.” I just read it and laugh. People who actually know me understand this, I’m a happy man. I’m social. I enjoy life. And at my core, I treat people with respect, no matter who they are. My past did not turn me bitter. So let me be clear, I have learned. Deeply. What I refuse to carry, now or ever, is bitterness. If you think pain must turn someone toxic before you believe they’ve learned, then you’ve missed the whole point. 🤷‍♂️

@OgeDichiVic Weather for two, belle for one.

If you’ve ever lived in Plateau State, you know that the "Jos Cold" doesn't care about your ego. We are in that season already 🥲🥲 It’s the kind of weather that forces you to be humble. I remember a couple who moved to Jos from the South last year. They were still in that "new marriage" phase where every small thing becomes a big fight. One evening, after a heated argument about something very “unnecessary,” they decided to have a "silent treatment" contest. The husband went to the living room to sleep on the sofa to "prove a point." The wife stayed in the bedroom, fuming and holding onto the thick duvet like a trophy. By 2:00 AM, the Jos weather began its work. The temperature dropped to 11°C. 😂😂 The husband, in his thin pajamas on the sofa, was literally vibrating. His "pride" was telling him to stay there, but his toes were telling him he was about to become an ice block. In the room, the wife was warm, but she couldn't sleep. She kept thinking about her "enemy" in the parlor. Suddenly, the bedroom door opened slowly. It was the husband. He didn't say "I'm sorry." He didn't even look at her. He just walked to the wardrobe, took out a second blanket, went to his wife’s side of the bed, tucked her in tighter, and then tried to leave. She grabbed his hand. "The sofa is not for this weather. Come inside." That was the end of the fight. 😂😂 The "Jos Cold" did what 3 hours of shouting couldn't do—it reminded them that they needed each other for warmth. Sometimes, God uses "the weather" or a difficult season to break our pride. In marriage, you can either be "Right" and "Cold," or you can be "Humble" and "Warm." I choose warmth every time😌😌 Kia, Jos cold will humble you walahi