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@frazras @ScotiabankJM @scotiabank Sounds like Scotia using the @SagicorJa playbook. I'm afraid to even go to the ATM with that bank. They have messed up my business so many times with their terrible network

Scotiabank @ScotiabankJM @scotiabank lost my incoming $US wire. 3 wires in 1 month and only 1 can be found, despite the traces from the sending bank showing nothing changed in the sending details. Despite about 4 escalations, all closed with lies about the incorrect SWIFT code.

@joyann_molliana They're helping it to be able to offer two apples this time

So nobody read Genesis?!

@lijitimate Can I tell you?

If somebody ever offered me money to predict how Kartel would act post-prison, me woulda bruk 😂

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

Silas was the anchor of our friend group. He was the problem solver so we all just assumed he was made of steel because he never asked for anything. But last Friday, the illusion completely shattered. We were hanging out at my place, and I noticed he had been incredibly quiet all evening. He was sitting on the edge of the sofa, staring blankly at his phone, looking absolutely drained from the week. I walked up behind him, wrapped my arms around his shoulders, and just gave him a tight, genuine hug. I didn't say anything; I just rested my chin on his shoulder and held him for a few seconds. His entire body went completely rigid. It wasn’t the stiffening of someone who was uncomfortable; it was the physical shock of a nervous system that literally did not know how to process basic, non-transactional human warmth. Then, after a few terrifying seconds, he let out this shaky, exhausted exhale, and I felt him lean his entire body weight backward into the hug. It was like watching a concrete pillar crumble in slow motion. When I finally pulled away, I jokingly asked him, "When was the last time somebody hugged you just to hug you?" He stared at the floor for a long time, doing the math in his head, before he quietly answered. "Honestly? Probably two years ago." That single sentence completely broke my heart and fundamentally changed how I view the male experience. Women live in an absolute ocean of casual affection. We compliment each other, we hold hands, we hug when we meet and when we leave. But men live in a terrifying, silent affection desert. Society has conditioned us to believe that a man's body is strictly built for labor, for defense, or for romance. We have completely stripped them of their right to platonic, comforting touch. We watch them carry the absolute heaviest burdens, fully expecting them to do it without ever needing to be held. Silas wasn't made of steel; he was just severely touch-starved, standing right in front of us, and none of us had ever bothered to notice.

@joyann_molliana 🤞🏾

Just saw one of the meteors fly over. I’m in st ann Jamaica. Are we cooked?!!!

@Burey_ Shhhh don't try to bring logic into the conversation.

The fact that people are willing to incur 2 tax charges from the online seller, 2 GCT charges from the bank, 2 shipping and handlings fees from the couriers to avoid paying the duty should be indicative to the fact that the duty is excessive no?

@Russtaffari Because we are not ministers I would venture

A company owned by a member of parliament imported JMD millions of Products through A government subsidiary bypassing restrictions. I have not heard a peep out of anyone. Why is the minister gaslighting me that by legally splitting packages we are robbing the government ?

@DiGyalDemGad 😮‍💨

gun to your head name a reason to live

@godbole_shilpa It's fascinating that nobody mentioned her thinking 5k is a marathon distance

Who is going to tell her?

The only thing they are good at is not accepting that their system is terrible. They are very creative with their excuses.

@SagicorJa has to be hands down the worst bank in Jamaica. Trying to transfer your money? Problems. Trying to access their website? Problems. Going in branch? Problems. Shopping online? Problems or astronomical charges. And don't get me started on using them for Investments.

@notariannrr The whole bank to be honest

Sagicor banking app really need fi go dead a bush

@Fata_dana_pound How do you know that's not the best option he had?

Tacky AF. Him no have nobody ina him life fi tell him d truth?

@kram437 @scotiabank NCB has entered the chat

This is unacceptable Scotiabank Jamaica. There are 6 machines and of the 2 designated for deposits, only ONE is working. There’s a line of 20 people & after waiting for over an hour, I’m only at 5th position. This should NOT be happening at an established bank. @scotiabank

@Dale_Gonsalves 794-0469

@Dale_Gonsalves Oh yes!

Does anyone on Jamaican Twitter who grew up before cell phones still remember their parents’ landline number?

@joyann_molliana Probably something to doow ith living in St. Ann lol

I need one of the weather people to explain why my street has disappeared.

Jamaicans in the cold front right now 😭😄

@YaniqueJLambert Sagicor is always at the forefront of yesteryear to be fair. That said...our financial system doesn't seem to care what the public wants...it's all about what they want to give the public.

The majority of Jamaicans are android users so I can't understand why Apple Pay gets preference.