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@CherylStrayed As a veterinarian I vehemently recommend against a third cat. I want to start a hotline for people to call so I can talk them out of getting a third cat.

@alrediger OH MY G that's fantastic! 🥰

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.@NotPodium As a member of the Board of Education I wanted to share that we are currently going through the process of changing the wording of our Policy 2:230 to say ‘lectern’ instead of ‘podium.’ #continualimprovement

@bendreyfuss This hurts, Ben

You are broken and flawed. Your inability to recognize social cues makes people uncomfortable. Eventually sexual selection and evolution will save humanity from people like you.

Every single person in the replies to this tweet who is like “actually it was Jefferson’s slaves who grew them, dumbass” is so fucking stupid and annoying that they should be hit in the head with a tire iron.

It seems to me that this is a nation mediated by fear—by who is permitted to feel it and who is permitted to spread it, and who gets to claim they are frightened or threatened, and who gets to define those parameters. To explain, let me tell you about the trails I run.

@HopeJahren Cloud Library and Hoopla, too

@he_mowz @Chris_arnade It’s how the kids will gain admission

@Chris_arnade College alumni charity payment while in student debt is… something

This is nothing. I remember being on trading floor in 08, at the absolute worst of the crisis, and hearing people making 2 mill a year saying, "It's all over. I'm toast." and realizing even though they'd been making that for a few years, they'd leveraged up into fixed costs that consumed almost all of it. When pushed a little more, the fixed costs were things like a $45K Hampton summer rental ("you gotta do that"). My small advice is, don't stop living like a grad student, or monk, or struggling artist. Both financially, and mentally. Because then, everything else beyond the necessities is gravy, and after awhile, you stop wanting gravy (except for a few special moments) because you realize it's empty.

@fathamsandwich1 Any more?

5 #bluesky invites up for grabs

@mochamomma If you really don’t know then definitely don’t search Beobert Beetlejuice. Just let it pass you by. 🧡💚💜

@mochamomma so it’s all your fault we had to see that backseat behavior video 89 times a day

@mochamomma K, I was her middle school Sunday school teacher. Emma could not ever be contained! Can you imagine working through the OT with her? A constant riot - I’m so thankful I had that chance. Emma was a relentless joy-what a great and terrible loss for her family and all of us.

@maggiesmithpoet Listening to you read your book today. It’s beautiful. This is 11/8/16 - pantsuits and a peace, love, hillary tshirt. I know you understand how it was.

Non-native English Speakers, what’s a word from your language that you think is perfect that doesn’t have an English equivalent? Take us to church.

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.

Thank you @GovPritzker and @LtGovStratton for visiting @BCSD5_BES today. Kudos to @tkceb for your leadership of our outstanding early childhood program and to Mrs. Lee and all our teachers for your dedication and care for the youngest learners in our district.

@solomonmissouri It’s 70 out here at Graceland today! Happy New Year!

Why y’all let it be 70 degrees in North Carolina???? I’m finna get ACTIVE!!!!

@rainbowrowell .@TheOtherRebecca ‘s narration of Fangirl is one of my favorite of all time - one I listen to over and over, and how I hear it in my head when I (re)read it. Levi and Cath are characters that mean more to me than is probably normal.

The main thing I want to point out is that all of this started with awareness, and then led to conviction, and then finally led to me actually changing the things I communicated, and the way I communicated them. It was an improvement. I think that's the work of repair.

@ratemyskyperoom @starwars @RebeccaCokley I see @EricMGarcia ‘s book

Well composed. Strong shelf design. We remain pro pineapple. Peek of @starwars for the win. 10 /10 @RebeccaCokley

@VoteforDoris That’s my team in the background. Maybe we’ll win next year. Thanks for coming out to the Sweetcorn Festival!

If you attend the Chatham Sweet Corn Festival you must eat corn on the cob AND participate in the Cowchip Throw!!!!! I was there!!! 😉