Sleepy Hedgehog

@seePyou @WholesomeMeme Not to mention, this is the animal that they focus on in schools. Where the middle step is “well, it turns into goo, magic happens, and a butterfly pops out”. It makes no sense to me!

@WholesomeMeme Butterfly larva cocoon themselves and turn into biological soup which reorganizes into the butterfly. Not only this is so stupid, but larva memories are retained into the butterfly through this soup stage!

@DavidBartram_ 2

@AnnieAndrewsMD You are telling me there people that don’t have allergies?!? Aint no way!

Shout out to all of my allergist colleagues for finally getting the respect you deserve for serving on the frontlines of this deeply serious, very messy and dangerous situation. (Real talk: allergists are incredibly smart)

@susie_weakly No noodles, but we do put chili over rice

How do you make your chili , w macaroni, spaghetti or neither? Please lmk I'm trying to prove a point! 🥰

@Utterly_Jean His comment that “babies are easy”. Sir, you have an 8 week old. If she is taking care of the baby, you should be doing what you can to take care of her. Even easy babies are not “easy”.

The thing that bugs women about the postpartum post is that women are asked to put aside their desires for 10+ months. During pregnancy you can't drink, smoke or eat certain foods. Your body hurts you might throw up for months. Childbirth is excruciating. It's a huge sacrifice. Men sacrificing pleasure for a few weeks shouldn't be too big of an ask.

@deloisivete I am also driven crazy by the people that post their own photo of the menu, but it is so blurry I can’t read the words. Who did you post this for?!?! Who benefits from this?!??

Why are you, a restaurant website, gatekeeping your online menu by making me choose delivery or pick-up, when I merely need to mentally rehearse my drive-thru order

@SinisterNails If you see it first, no you didn’t. You take that to your grave. Don’t video it, don’t talk about it. You know nothing.

@AshleyGWinter That is because girls don’t pee, duh 😂

Apparently my patients don't exist

@Angelheart1978 This shirt is awesome! You have done good mama!!

Thank you all

When your 9 year old autistic child begs you fora shirt with @deesnider and @TwistedSisterNY but you are broke. Mommy helps him make his own. Not my best free hand but he's happy

@PoromaPant @baddestmamajama I love that even the baby agrees and is like “dude, this is not going to be her best side”

@baddestmamajama agreed .. cz why did my loving husband/partner of 7 years take this grinch-like photo of me with our nephew 😭😭😭

No, this is absolutely not true. My husband, who has sat by me through heart surgery, long Covid, and a zillion other things cannot take a photo of me that does not resemble Moo Deng, and any random woman on the street can make me look like I’m about to walk for Versace.

@turtlerancher66 @AMAZlNGNATURE Still friend shaped 🤷‍♀️

@AMAZlNGNATURE Don’t let the cuteness fool you, hippos are straight up gangsters.

My toxic trait is thinking all hippos are this sweet and want snoot rubs 😅

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Midnight Madness - with an incredibly young Michael J Fox

What is a movie y’all would actually like to see me review? Also, don’t say something stupid or try to hurt my feelings. I’d like an actual answer. Please. Thank you. Love you. ⬇️

@AniseNot It is such a pain, but they just look so cute!!!!

@daddygofish Oh that is intentional, what did you do to make her mad?

I'm the assistant coach for my son's soccer team and the team mom sent out an email with me labeled as Ass Coach. So hit me up if you need any ass coaching.

@PicturesFoIder I do t speak the language, but fairly certain that was “Dude, I wasn’t even doing anything”

Guy in Prague harasses a pregnant woman, but it didn’t take long for karma to catch up

@meantomyself Some of us are! 🔥 🔥 🔥

@colleen_eileen That flashlight wasn’t going to hold itself!

Did anyone else always "help" their dad as a kid but do nothing at all? I even had a wee jumpsuit for oil changes, but I did nothing but yap the whole time. God saw a quiet man in my father and said give him a daughter that talks enough for the both of them.

@BradTakei I was well into adulthood before I realized the song “Fancy” by Reba isn’t about a nice man adopting a kid.

People Divulge Which Obvious Things They Only Just Realized braderstakei.com/3N4icGJ

@SarahMackAttack How do I sign up for a squid facts hotline?!?

They say the average marine biologist delivers 5 squid facts a day, but that is actually a statistical error. Sarah McAnulty, whose squid facts hotline texts 37,540 facts a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

@WholesomeMeme Nothing short circuits my brain more than “slide to open”. I know why it happens, I know what to do. And yet everytime I see it… 🧠⚡️