alwaysfadedog

I'm pissed off.

wake up every day and build on something

Everything you touch turns to gold… then it rots slowly from the inside out.

@mcuban when are you opening a site for contact lens? $100+ a box is wild for some hydrogel polymers...

man if we dont get rid of nickels and pennies soon... i'm going to fight the reserve from the inside.

weird, Ill never know how

RIP Matthew Perry

Seasonal depression. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

lol

@SerpicoMaybe I thought it was an acronym "Super Awesome Players"

there's no I in team

"If I give you time, we don't have money. If I get the money, you don't have me. I have an obligation to make sure their life is better than mine." - TD Jakes

I don't read, I just pretend to know the words.

sub-tweet incomingggg

I know you never see infamy and logic in the same sentence

A bee stung me today, silly bee…

@JackBox I asked if they had “real lemonade and not the bull s*** no sugar Minute Maid” and without hesitation they responded “not the bull s*** one, got you.” I appreciate this tailored customer service experience and advocate a national revision to training manuals ASAP.

@sunsetbyplane <insert reply> 🤖

@poisontype_ still love this co-op session. little one is ready to stream now. Can a 5-year-old beat Spelunky 2? feat. alwaysfadedog, KenziMey, and min... youtu.be/UZ4tZnfDTDo via @YouTube

i'm going to use twitter more. follow me if you've managed to watch my stream for more than 10 seconds.