alwysmth

4 wheel drive? I sure hope so 🤞

Brick and Mortar? More like… Brick and Morty!! Wubaluba Brickle Rick!!!

Is there a peptide for being a fucking baller

Anddd would you like the Blinker or no blinker package for your new BMW?

almost wrote a poem for a tweet, I was about to chatgpt iambic pentameter but then I saw a YouTube short of family guy. I can't believe I almost accidentally expressed myself creatively, I need to go buy stuff on temu before I start unintentionally reflecting on this

Can I use chudpay?

@midsmoker34 @shitdick42

I know there’s a Chinese equivalent of me that’s far more efficient at tasks and less addicted to his phone but I also know that he’ll never laugh or love the way that I do. And he’ll never have AMC movie pass

went to the gym since it’s spine day to do some lower L5 deadlifts and now my “doctor” says if I keep this up I may cause “irreversible damage” and will “need a wheel chair”

Most gym goers forget to train their heart, my typical heart day goes something like this: 1 bang energy drink 2 15 mg Adderall xr 4 lines of coke 1 fall in love with someone who doesn't love you back Will leave your heart extremely sore the next day make sure to drink ur protein

No chrome this Christmas. Just delete me number.

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i need jazz hands, chef

viagra falls ?? i don’t think so.

haunted burger

Duke Dennis University

fred meyer wifi is ass

hotel labubu dubai

before you judge someone walk a mile in their balenciaga’s 💯