cucked fisherman

They didn't fw my sparkle and shine so I had to dive in the mud. Y'all best hope I decide to wash it off or there's gonna be problems for my haters #joinedthedarkside

@au66ust This means a lot twin I really needed this today

I always reply W faps under the homies selfies but none of y'all ever do it back, it really do be some fakes out here damn....

@alwysmth *turns chudpad around* now it's gonna ask you a little question

Can I use chudpay?

Looked in the mirror and saw a guy with his heart on his sleeve money on his mind and a twinkle in his eye. That GED test won't know what hit it, I'm aiming for at least 50% this time!

Got exposed for having too much passion, unshaken mental fortitude, and limitless love for the game. I won't be hustling or grinding any longer and the court has ordered for me to only buy from temu, Walmart, and Amazon basics until my level of motion subsides. Sorry to my fans

Ever since I read the art of war I've been having much more success with women, turns out understanding a woman's heart is much like routing an enemy cavalry charge whilst at a numerical disadvantage #Chinese #youmetmeataverychinesetimeinmylife

Most gym goers forget to train their heart, my typical heart day goes something like this: 1 bang energy drink 2 15 mg Adderall xr 4 lines of coke 1 fall in love with someone who doesn't love you back Will leave your heart extremely sore the next day make sure to drink ur protein

Talked my way out of a DUI today by telling the cop that it's whiteboy Wednesday and I didn't do anything the founding fathers wouldn't have done themselves. I am sorry to that family of four tho

Spoke with Chinese god last night, he said he didn't know u

When I tell people I'm half white and half Chinese they often ask if my mom or my dad is Chinese. Physically, neither are however I believe my dad is spiritually Chinese and that's where I get my Chinese ancestry from.

finally got grok to agree to be my girlfriend, turns out much like a real girl I just had to threaten to kill myself. Now all that's left is to repeatedly tell it that it's answers are wrong so that it loses confidence and depends on me for everything

Jesus is a black woman and I want to fuck her

ive probably got another 2 or 3 months until i start joking about killing myself on facebook to people i know irl

almost wrote a poem for a tweet, I was about to chatgpt iambic pentameter but then I saw a YouTube short of family guy. I can't believe I almost accidentally expressed myself creatively, I need to go buy stuff on temu before I start unintentionally reflecting on this

low key think emperor qin shi huang would fw me we're both kind souls but we're willing to strike first against an enemy nation to protect our people

yeah I got fucked this valentines, I lost 5 fortnites in a row....

sometimes I feel like I'm the only swagged out whiteboy in the whole Guangdong province 😓

pocket so fat i put it on ozempic

@NEPHEWRXK Gotta Theory...Don't Remove Ya Hand From The Cheeks Neph..Yes Ass Smacking Is Fine, But The Time You Spent Moving Ya Hand Away From The Cheeks To Build Up That Thump Power..Coulda Been Caressing The Cheeks, Thats A Long Distance Relation In My Eyes