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Nurse: What would you like to name her? Sigourney Weaver’s mom: Sigourney Weaver

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me as soon as I get in heaven and meet the creator of tiramisu

@shanf4m 🤣🤣

Something so sexy and mysterious about responding “I was raised Catholic” when somebody asks if I’m religious instead of just saying no

@shanf4m it’s what jesus would’ve wanted

willing to sell a kidney for chappell roan tickets

girls say they’re broke then all the sudden here comes that ticketmaster transaction

@3Dgifartist you should make a gif for that

@alxctts I just love almond milk, unsweetened and ice-cold

I’m just an oat milk girl living in a cow’s milk world

@shanf4m Do it!!! (Don’t tell your mum I said that)

@JayBurfield hahahahah

Hen do’s scare me

I’m gonna need everyone to stop announcing tours

good mental health leaving my body now it’s getting dark at 5pm

Challenge: Ryanair flight be on time

The Egyptians are my Roman Empire

Social Media "experts" on TikTok will make tons of videos about how to "make 30 days of content in 30 minutes" or "Top 5 Canva Hacks" but how come they never explain anything SMMs actually need to know like "How to use Meta Business Suite without wanting set your laptop on fire?"