Alyse Farrow

"wE wAnT oUr frEedOm BaCk" Gary you've been cracking cold ones and shooting off fireworks with the boys for over a week. You could probably do with a bit less freedom at this point.

The moon tonight 😍

@kpfeffss @kwedde_ No one gonna mention jack black??

who is one celebrity you hate for no reason and why is it camila cabello

Good lord this video. Like a thoroughbred making a late break in a horse race

Scotland moves to become first nation to make menstrual products free - pads and tampons will be available at no cost in schools, universities, community centers, and pharmacies, by @MiriamABerger washingtonpost.com/world/2020/02/… via @washingtonpost #menstruation🩸

@jenna__lin Why don’t you just @mymom next time

black mirror creators having an breakdown rn bc we keep doing everything they spent like 4 seasons warning us against

I love bodysuits but that said it’s borderline psychotic to expect me to be able to rebutton it 6 drinks in

The moral of Shrek is it doesn't matter if you're ugly but it does matter if you're short

I can’t unsee it either😂😂😂

Christmas Eve: ohhh my childhood home! I want to stay here forever!! Two days after Christmas: if I don’t leave in the next ten minutes I will physically explode

the biggest inaccuracy ever is Lip Gallagher going for a run & not hacking up a lung after 4 strides. Dude smokes like a chimney the fuck

By this time tomorrow, I plan to be blackout drunk

The grape they did surgery on is addicted to painkillers now. Wake up America.

I’m kind of attracted to Ed sheeran & I hate myself for it