illicit alyssa

Beginning of senior year vs end of senior year

“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!” #TTPD

TELL ME “down bad, wakin up in blood Starin at the sky, come back and pick me up” is a reference to “Bigger than the whole sky” LIKE IM CRYING @taylornation13 #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT #TaylorSwift #TTPDBoardMeeting

damn. would be nice if there was something in place that could prevent this from happening huh.

Cool. I have a 14 year old daughter watching her first Superbowl. She’s happy to take your place.

girl dinner

its 2023 and we dont have an answer as to why chad and ryan swapped outfits after i dont dance in high school musical 2

*checks calendar, sees it's september*

The most profound part of Barbie IMO was when she saw the “Miss Universe” billboard and said, “oh look the supreme court!” bc it did not occur to her that women who are beautiful and look “sexy” could not be simultaneously smart, respected, and incredibly accomplished.

In recognition for her efforts to highlight the geologic Eras that formed the planet and for shaping our world as much as the tectonic plates beneath us, we have selected @taylorswift13 as an Honorary Geologist for the state of Washington.

10/10. No notes.

Speak Now is for the girls who never had a single romantic interaction in the year 2010 but still cried on the floor of their bedrooms listening to Last Kiss on their iTouch.

There's something wrong with a country that believes canceling $757,000,000,000 in PPP loans stimulates the economy, but student debt cancellation won't

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christian men will be like “you’re causing me to stumble” and it’s just a woman wearing pants

Hot take: Complementarianism is not about different roles for men and women, or else there would be things that women can do in church that men are prohibited from doing. But there aren't. It's only about restricting what women can do.

What’s the best meme you’ve ever made? I’ll go first…

evangelicals: “we are saved by faith, not by our works” also evangelicals: “you can’t be queer if you want to be saved, you can’t believe women are equal if you want to be saved, you can’t be a democrat if you want to be saved…”

one of my favorite things about women is that they can be pastors