Alyssa

Something that’s embarrassing for no reason: walking over this bridge at 19th market street

Happening now

Big wedge #tornadk o northwest side of Lubbock, Texas earlier now some structural damage and trees down west Lubbock!

Timelapse of the multivortex/dual tornadoes near Reese Center, TX 7:30pm @NWSLubbock @ryanhallyall @MaxVelocityWX @mikecross12

I thought labubu was new internet slag for lobotomy. like delulu

@ubiquit_ass Why not?

broke: I'm having a panic attack woke: I'm having a Tony Soprano moment

JJ said he’s not nervous to take on the My Chemical Romance Ticketmaster queue for us. I said “really? There’s so much outside of your control that could prevent us from getting tickets.” And he said “yeah why would I worry about something I can’t control?” ???????

@ubiquit_ass Don’t forget it!

Feeling homesick for the Lubbock Dillard’s

@ubiquit_ass I need this but for my whole body

@tatianaacarinee Excuse me 🙃

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@willfelty Much to unpack here

strange dreams last night. scrubbing the floors at the foot of a cross in a small room in ankle deep water. arguing with my dad about guided by voices

I get my fist ever mammogram on 9/11 now I can’t stop calling my tiddies my twin towers

Based.

when a man only has like 3 photos of himself in the last 10 years and theyre all kinda bad thats literally just how u know hes normal. u absolutely do not want the alternative

This “Yoo-hoo boys!” ass outfit