Alyssa Morris

@KristiNoem You’re an absolute disgrace. Fucking vile.

I can understand why some people are upset about a 20 year old story of Cricket, one of the working dogs at our ranch, in my upcoming book — No Going Back. The book is filled with many honest stories of my life, good and bad days, challenges, painful decisions, and lessons learned. What I learned from my years of public service, especially leading South Dakota through COVID, is people are looking for leaders who are authentic, willing to learn from the past, and don’t shy away from tough challenges. My hope is anyone reading this book will have an understanding that I always work to make the best decisions I can for the people in my life. The fact is, South Dakota law states that dogs who attack and kill livestock can be put down. Given that Cricket had shown aggressive behavior toward people by biting them, I decided what I did. Whether running the ranch or in politics, I have never passed on my responsibilities to anyone else to handle. Even if it’s hard and painful. I followed the law and was being a responsible parent, dog owner, and neighbor. As I explained in the book, it wasn't easy. But often the easy way isn't the right way.

TIL Rod Steward does NOT sing Bette Davis Eyes 👀

"I don't know if I'm extremely sensitive or life is unbearable". -Vincent Van Gogh

@ericarhodes Hear, hear! 😂

@pjmarino1 SAME

@alyssmo Gas and Spectrum cable are killing me.

Oh. My. Fucking. Gas bill. 🤯🤯🤯

@sadmonsters Telling my kids this was pizzagate

First time taking down a sex-trafficker actually involved a pizza place:

It’s not the shortest day of the year if you nap through it! ✌️#WinterSolstice

This aged well 🇦🇷🧉

VAMOS VAMOS ARGENTINA 🇦🇷

Things I learned from the #WorldCup2022: frosted tips are in again. Butts.

In college I majored in shushing 🤫

Pitching “I Dream of Weenie” at the network today. Wish me luck🧞‍♀️

@whit_brayton Makes total sense to me! 👏

Larry is George Cheryl is Susan Jeff is Jerry Suzy is Elaine Leon is Kramer This is clear

What’s my stomach doing in space? #hotgasbubble

Spectrum outage? Nah, spectrum OUTRAGE 😡 @Ask_Spectrum

One time I ate a mushroom just to have fun, guy.

I’m vehemently pro-biotic 💊

I’ll be eating Cinnabon and crying all evening if anyone needs me 😭 #BetterCallSaul #bialythomas #casting @SharonBialy @SherryThomas_ST @RScottCast @AMC_TV @BetterCallSaul

@andycompton_ Hey, I worked on that!! ☺️☺️so glad it inspired you! 💰🥹

Just finished rewatching Hell or High Water and now I want to rob a bank