Alyson Weigel

If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.

@gothth0t666 I am customer 🥲

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@G_717 cember 8th????

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Do you stalk yourself on Instagram after someone you have a crush on follows you to see yourself from ~their perspective~ or are you normal?

I cannot lie, Olivia Rodrigo’s album is pretty great. All of it. I feel like I’m back in high school crying over a boy wearing basketball shorts and Nike slides.

Just got an email from Glassdoor saying that I’d be a “great fit” for an open position as a construction site manager? Thank you for thinking of me but I can assure you that would be very dangerous for all parties involved.

@PARKERz_ Thank you this means a lot

@alyweigel Happy Pi day

Just realized that no one ever wished me a happy Pi day on March 14th :(

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

Please take whatever time you need in order to process what I’m about to say. I do not care about Taylor Swift’s new album in the slightest. And I mean it.

Nevada won’t be done counting votes until Nov 12th?!? What happens in Vegas really do be staying in Vegas.

@grace_ant0 Better than Whole Foods in Fullerton?

Panera chicken noodle soup is ELITE

you know what would be great right now? a couple of commercials.

They really put on an old real housewives reunion episode and thought we wouldn’t notice #PresidentialDebate @BravoTV

Elon Musk is a computer can we all agree on that?

@leahtrib I actually do this quite often

Did Billie Eilish just Kanye West herself?

@grace_ant0 Thoughts and prayers

I can’t stop thinking about Tamra Barney