JensenHuangsLeatherJacket

Before you know it that ugly guy will start looking handsome to you 😭😭

@FENDlSBLUNT I feel it such an act of defiance that she hasn’t had it removed. That is beauty.

i just wanna bite her mole off

@luxemiaa This sounds like a missed opportunity for the sanitary pad business. I would actually love a hit of freshness during my period.

One time I was at work and realized I didn’t have a pad. I asked my coworker if she had one. She handed me one, I thanked her, and went to the bathroom. A few seconds after putting it on, I felt something I had never experienced in my life. It felt like my vagina was taking deep breaths. There was a sudden cool, tingling sensation that had me standing in the stall questioning every life choice that led me to that moment. I marched back to my desk and asked my coworker, “What is wrong with your pads? Why does it feel like my vagina is breathing?” She looked horrified. Then she remembered that a.........

@pollthecrowds I think it was actually against the spirit of feminism.

Thoughts on this song ⁉️ P!nk ‘Stupid Girls’ (2006) 😜

@jacquemusx I like Valentino Garavani 🔥

Never met someone with a name even half as cool as Yves Saint Laurent

@MarioNawfal It’s giving fashion nova bride

Award for most normal person at the Met Gala goes to Cristiano Ronaldo's fiancée Georgina Rodriguez. In a room full of human birds and walking statues, she pulled up looking like like a human being🔥

@addictionfemme Lies! 😱😭

roselyn sánchez at 53 years old

@tanyajunghans People just don’t get this when I try to explain. It is a painful experience for me. And they are like, ‘but it’s so beautiful.’ I honestly couldn’t care less how it looks.

People often ask me why I prefer Johannesburg over Cape Town despite its beauty. Cape Town makes me uncomfortable. As much as I enjoy its beauty, it is depressing that the majority of the black people I see in these spaces are service staff, in my own majority black country.

@femalepencil Most asset managers have this as a silent requirement too. Even if the person will never be client facing.

Must be Investec

@LuthandoFuze You read them all girl🔥

Busy with dekra reports . Bafunde eUniversity of Difebe Tech . Majoring in high mileage detection and whore culture analysis. With Honorary degrees in bo Grootman and higher certificate in iceboy-logy.

@onlystresstoday Cc Rachel from Married at First Sight Australia 🩷

just in case no one tells you today…..you’re worth having around. you’re worth committing to. you’re worth appreciating. you’re worth loving… you're worth reassuring. you're worth risking it all for. you're worth everything...

@_iamhershayyy Case in point. Steve from Married at First Sight Australia😱

Some of the meanest men are not loud. They come wrapped in manners, soft voices, and fake patience. They gaslight. They manipulate. They project. They mentally exhaust you. Pay attention to his patterns…

@Samsonthegoat25 Yes go and eat strawberry jam and cry.

@hlovo_ Valentino Garavani Ayerton Senna

Nothing comes close to Yves Saint Laurent

@SABC3Topbilling Yes! Now I can go back to finding a husband. Which I gave up on because my wedding would never be showcased on Top Billing 😭

After years off your screens… we’re finally back. #TopBilling returns, bigger, better, and by popular demand. This comeback is powered by you, our #TopBilling family, who never stopped asking for more.
 
📺 Thursday, 30 April 🕖 7PM
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@ummandiisa The comment - sies even Harry Potter had more space is killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

R19 000 for this 😳😳😳 ?? Cape Town is in Shambles 🚮.

@camimorronenews She is something really special. So, so beautiful, like Nigella Lawson-Rachel Wiez-Monica Bellucci all in one.

📸| Camila Morrone via jeff_wilbusch on Instagram (1/2)

@LindyTasteful Cape Town, girl, you’re up next 🙁

I wonder if the Indonesians laugh at what Bali has turned into

@WorldStrategist All is fair in love and war.

Singapore’s Foreign Minister on why he cannot accept negotiating with Iran for safe passage of ships. Definitely worth listening to:

The video of Paris Hilton’s bodyguard at Coachella constantly following her around is the best metaphor I’ve ever seen for my anxiety that never leaves me alone not even when I’m out there hopping around on the grass dressed like some kind of fairy nymph