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joel osteen
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happened to my close and personal friend meredith grey
🦋@leftunsents
passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a car and died that'd be nice
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"be vulnerable" why do you want to access my weak spots. you just want to kill me don't you. i'm not falling for this again.
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Job security for Orthopaedic surgeons
TaraBull@TaraBull
The newest Adidas running shoe just dropped. The Adizero Prime X Evo - price $500
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Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!
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when i was in elementary school i really thought opening TIME CAPSULES would be a much bigger part of my adult life
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sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up
Hagov Berlin 🇦🇷🇩🇪@hagov_berlin
Totalmente enamorado de esta propuesta de bandera planetaria. Un circulo azul para representar nuestro planeta, y el resto transparente para que el fondo sea parte de la bandera
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nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.
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Oh her earrings are fake, that happened to my friend Kelly
Izze 🦁🐻@Izze1122
Not my dad finding my mom's 1964 barbie doll in the basement that's worth $200 now and leaking some kind of mysterious noxious green paint
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Was at work once and my coworker stopped me and said “don’t walk over there Kyle- they’re all playing fuck, marry, kill and EVERYONE is killing you”
😭😭😭
JP 🍍@JPLFR80
I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill
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Clinic didn’t block you sister call them ASAP
yes?@bchessaysht
great I’m pregnant and the father has me blocked everywhere so i can’t even tell him.
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all relationships can survive mistakes, but they cannot survive patterns. Repeated behavior isn't a mistake, it's a decision, apologies lose meaning when the actions never change
Chaos@kizzriee
Hot take:
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even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy
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