amanda

Today I text my mother (instead of FB messenger) and she responds "who's this?" ....... Thanks lol

I've learned in my 30th year that divorce sucks but being unhappy is much worse.

When you're divorced, everyone tells you what they hate about your ex... Why didn't yall tell me this before? 🙃😂

Going back to travel nursing in 2 weeks got me smiling ear to ear. Managed to stay at a staff position for all of 6 months 😭😂

I started a job with the college and we get snow days... So naturally, there's been zero snow all winter and it's almost February 🫠🫠

Watching a grown man lose all control of his mental health and have a breakdown over FB with half of Springdale watching is so sad.

I wonder how long before I see the first "my dog got startled by the fireworks and ran away" post 🙄🙄🙄

I'm back loool

Sugar free tho

Stop bringing nurses coffee and start bringing Monsters plz 🫠

WHY do Newfoundlanders find it so hard to let others pass in the passing lane?! They loooove to speed up only to slow down after it ends - my favorite. 😀😀

Newfoundlanders absolutely ~ShOcKeD~ that others are racist..... Loooool ok ☕🐸

Why I agreed to work 96 hours in 8 days (again) is beyond me... 🙃🙃

When I say no to OT for a month to spend time with Beulah and now I'm trying to pick up 72926 days in a row to keep me sane🫠🫠

@RBC has got to be by far the worst bank I've ever dealt with... Thank you SO much for locking me out of my bank accounts and having zero access to any of MY money - all weekend. Appreciate it. 👏👏

@denikaamanda Everyone on my list is getting shit all. Sorry (really, truly not sorry) hahaha I'm over the holiday.

I really hate Christmas shopping for people. Like I don’t even know what to get anyone! Everyone buys whatever they want now, there’s no mentioning that you’d like that for Christmas or anything. Fuckkkk 🤦🏻‍♀️

@courtney__hanna Wouldn't know how that feels ON THIS ONE YEAR (+26 days) CONTRACT 🥲🫠

Not me making plans for my cat to have a sleepover with my friends for this weekend because I'm leaving town 💀😂

Trying to pick songs for our wedding and I keep going back to MCR and Foo Fighters instrumentals and tbh I think it's meant to be.

Had my lashes done a week ago and I have almost all of them cried off... My tech is going to kill me😂