Amber Shepherd

goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season

Two Nick Helm tickets available. £40 for both! Dm for info. @lsqtheatre

@TargetDarts @caicoeWHU_

🐍 WIN A SET OF NATHAN ASPINALL K-Flex! 🐍 We've got one of these sets of K-Flex, as seen on the Premier League stage, to be won by you! Yes, you! Or maybe not you, maybe someone else, but have a go anyway... For your chance to win this extremely elusive prize follow these instructions 👇 🐍 Follow @TargetDarts and @NathanAspi 🐍 Like and share this post 🐍 Tag someone below! That is it! Our lucky winner will be selected from across X, Facebook and Instagram, so make sure you enter everywhere you can. Winner announced just before Premier League Finals night - 29th May. Good luck! #TeamTarget

feeling really really out of control. i bet picking at my skin will help. i definitely won’t regret this

@adamrowecomedy @Haveawordpod Can’t wait for tonight!

The line-ups at all of the @Haveawordpod stand-up tour have been brilliant, but the line-up tonight and tomorrow in Nottingham and Birmingham are the two strongest mixed-bill comedy shows I’ve ever been on in nearly 15 years of stand-up.

Cai is so hungover that he almost cried at a golden buzzer on BGT, danced along to ABBA and ate about £57392 worth of Chinese food

@SenseiCarl_ @caicoeWHU_

Let’s see those Super Bowl bets and predictions the sports fans…

@caicoeWHU_ 🎻🎻🎻

I’m so numb to football, this Spanish cunt has completely ruined my favourite thing in life. He has to go.

@samfendermusic ⚒️⚒️⚒️

London 👀

@boohoo_cshelp wrong delivery arrived, return sent, next day replacement needed

IM GOING TO SEE SAM FENDER!!!

I want to punch the weather in the fucking face. Cunt.

@Itshaber @caicoeWHU_

Hey guys, I won a signed West Ham shirt a little bit ago and I want someone who will appreciate it to have it, but I don’t know any West Ham fans personally to gift it to. So it makes sense giving it away on here, if you’re a West Ham fan like this tweet or tag a West Ham fan you know. Will pick a winner and ship it to them. #Westham #WHU

no one: me judging everyones met gala fits while im in my pjs:

@ruinedshirts @caicoeWHU_ you

FART BOI

male 1975 fans

@example Surely someone wants/needs 2 tickets for @Rock_City_Notts tomorrow 🤞🏼

@jasonistrending He makes me want them every day. But curry on a spud can fuck off

@ambercshepherd YES

can someone please tell me why i’m obsessed with a guy selling jack potatoes on tiktok

@jasonistrending @caicoeWHU_ @TargetDarts @LukeTheNuke180 didn’t know you liked being a prick

@ambercshepherd @caicoeWHU_ @TargetDarts @LukeTheNuke180 didn’t know you two liked pub sports?

☢️ GIVEAWAY TIME! ☢️ To celebrate "The Nuke" winning the Bahrain Darts Masters (on debut 😉), we'll be giving away a SIGNED set of those illustrious G1 darts! To enter: ✅ Follow @TargetDarts ✅ Like and share this post ✅ Tag a friend 👇 Oh, and we haven't forgotten about the 9 he threw earlier on, so we'll chuck in a set of K-Flex for that too! Winner announced 30th January '24 at 12pm. Good luck! #TeamTarget #Giveaway #Competition #LukeLittler