the ambiguous duck

i am a silly duck that is ambiguous and stupid and gay

lily allen for London palladium is completely sold out don’t even waste your time in the queue

9,600th in the queue for Lily Allen my life is a joke

@kiewhi96 same im literally in the same predicament 😭

GIVE ME MY SILKSONG. I do own a switch 2 and pc but I want to play it on my ps5

just threw up in my uber im gonna kms

there are gaga tickets going for £20k are you fucking serious

why would you lean into me whilst sitting next to me on the train

@louisekolman EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME💔

waited over an hour to get into the o2 priority presale for lady gaga, got in and every seat I selected was unavailable and then bc it kept saying no to me I got kicked out for being a "bot" fucking kill me now 👍🏻

@AXS_UK @ladygaga @TheO2 Got blocked from the website 4 times this morning for being a “bot”???? Just tried to buy x2 tickets for my friend and I but now I’ll just suffer the disappointment shall I???

#AXSUPDATE ➡️ EXTRA DATE ADDED! Due to phenomenal demand, 14-time Grammy Award-winner @ladygaga had added an extra date at @TheO2 on Saturday 4th October 2025! ⏰ General on sale Thu 3 April @ 12pm 🎟️ w.axs.com/6h5T50VoLC2

@GagaManiaUK honest to god it’s a fucking disaster. I tried on 4 different computers to get just 2 tickets for my friend and I and I got blocked from every single website for being a bot. It’s so fucking unfair man I can’t even deal with this shit.

Well. Looks like I’m not going to The MAYHEM Ball. Between constantly being flagged as a ‘bot’ having to re-queue each time. Tickets showing as available but aren’t actually available. This presale was a complete mess. O2 Priority, sort out your system, it’s blocking actual fans from getting tickets, so disappointed.

lady gaga tickets….what a genuine fucking disappointment. Kept getting flagged as a bot and blocked from the website after waiting in the queue for 45 mins. I cannot describe my disappointment and anger right now. O2 Priority and AXS - sort your goddamn shit out. Christ sake

why does nobody know how to walk properly in waterloo station wtf

the smoking area is for smoking and farting

would rather miss the bus than run for it

That dad in Amsterdam when he saw who was on the other side of the glass

can’t stop thinking about the amsterdam incident

Nothing in The Bible ever said Humpty Dumpty was an egg.

waddduppp twitter (x) it’s been a fat ass minute i’ve come to complain about the fact that NOW tv has ads??? £9.99 per month and ADS???

scarlet envy’s BetterHelp ad is quite possibly the worst thing ive ever seen in my life

send me money challenge