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They need to invent a man for me who is over their ex & is emotionally available

Was what we had real or cake

Why do I like demonic men

no more crushes #NoThankYou #ImGood #ImSick #KillMe #EndMe #ImGonnaThrowUp #ThisIsNotFun #ICantKeepDoingThis

me enjoying the flirting before i start feeling avoidant.

GYM TIPS If you're doing 10-12 reps, increase the weight until you can only do 5-8 reps. Keep that weight until you can perform 10-12 reps again. Then increase the weight & repeat. This is progressive overload.

The way I’ve been wanting this jacket so bad

I deserve a dragon after all I have been through

drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like

u SHOULD be dressing up every single day & looking ur best and taking care of ur body its literally the secret to always feeling good

As a woman sometimes you just need to rewatch Insecure or Sex and the City

when he uses his fingers to zelle me

The President of the United States is threatening to exterminate a whole civilization of people and this is just a normal day in the world now

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

Hear me out, John Tucker Must Die sequel, and each of the girls that were fawning after John, they all have sons who are now fawning after John’s daughter.

Have you realised how good your face looks after cardio and sauna + hydration. Literally sweating out the inflammation and toxins.

how ima be moving this summer

even my journal knows i don’t got shit to say rn