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them: you should play music for your unborn baby that way they can recognize a specific song once they’re out in the world me: hey Siri play “no hands” by wocka flocka flame

As always, a huge thanks to everyone who nominated me, and to @ldymusyc for continuing to run such a delightful tradition.

Nothing says Happy Holidays like a little sex pollen, right? Happy Advent! archiveofourown.org/works/60896695

@malpal132 i dont know nothin about nothin

@ambpersand do i have to bully you at this point amber

it's about that time of year again so oomfies don't make me tap the sign

it's time

@inadaze22 this is true. and from one menace to another, I do respect the drip

I can usually ignore small typos, but come on

@ldymusyc straight to jail

@ambpersand nope. nope nope nope nope. nut-uh. nope.

reading a published romance novel where the author uses the word "unalived" in a serious context

@Love_hate_01 i wish this was a joke. i still can't believe it, and I read through the section multiple times to make sure I wasn't hallucinating

@ambpersand Please tell me you’re kidding 😭😭😭 Is this what it has come to???? Okay 😃

@wanderingfair I cringe at most slang in books because it feels so forced and unnatural (and quickly becomes outdated) but this literally made me stop, turn off my kindle, and walk away.

@spicyxxpisces Us @ them

@spicyxxpisces Lmao me and my thousands and thousands of dollars with of body art beg to differ but okay 👌

Sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot." Sorry again.

fandoms are so serious nowadays like girl we are playing make believe we are inventing scenarios we are making our dolls kiss relax and have some whimsy

@inadaze22 This was unnecessary

@esscie_Eve noooooooooooooo

I lost my iPad and most of my art and WIPs 🥲 moment of silence pls

Anyone want age gap / older Draco with a beard? 👀 (If anyone wants to drabble, feel free!)